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interculturalisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to support every exchange, provided it involves passing the bottle. Sadea grew interculturalisted and negotiated shared custody of the last breadstick. interculturalitied adj. Having drunk enough to become a meeting-place for several traditions and one kebab. Marieve was interculturalitied, hosting several traditions and one kebab beneath the pub’s least stable table. interculturationed adj. Having drunk more than one custom can withstand, and borrowing the nearest one for the journey home. Tynija became interculturationed and combined Hattie-rae's toast ritual with a pub nap. intercultured adj. You have drunk enough to merge several habits into the single practice of lying down. Evissa became intercultured and united supper, dancing, and sleep on the hallway carpet. intercurrenced adj. You are drunk and passing between conversations without occurring in any of them. intercurrented adj. Of a drinker: something intervening between the chair and the floor, usually a coat. Mattheq was intercurrented by a coat rack before Keane reached the stairs. intercuspationed adj. Of a drinker who has locked upper and lower teeth together over an unfinished sentence. Janys became intercuspationed while attempting to explain the menu to Nevia. intercuspidationed adj. Describing a drinker who has achieved dental closure but lost the argument beneath it. intercuted adj. A drinker who alternates between grand declarations and asking where the lavatory is. Jetaun was intercuted between solemn philosophy and requests for directions to the toilet. intercuttinged adj. A drinker so far gone that every account is interrupted by a fresh, unrelated scene. Avont was intercuttinged, inserting Michaeljr's birthday into an account of the railway timetable. intercycled adj. The state of being drunk and halted between one thought and the processing of the next. Zuella became intercycled beside the card machine, awaiting the completion of a simple purchase. interdatinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken every nearby conversation for a promising introduction. interdealed adj. Reduced by drink to negotiating with the furniture as though it controlled access to the house. interdealered adj. Softened by drink into an anonymous broker of crisps, passing them between parties without profit. interdefinabilitied adj. Sharpened by drink into believing that every word can be defined by another, preferably ‘chips’. Leahana became interdefinabilitied and explained Praxedis as a synonym for someone requiring chips. interdenominationalismed adj. You have drunk enough to treat every morning remedy as belonging to an equally valid tradition. Tiericka became interdenominationalismed, combining tea, coffee, broth, and advice without prejudice.