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IC'd adj. Too drunk to accept supervision, yet still working under an arrangement nobody can now explain. Kedar was IC'd and contracted himself to carry every coat upstairs. IC1'd adj. Reduced by drink to a single, highly confident category of thought, from which no appeal is possible. Vanaya got IC1'd and treated the entire seating arrangement as an obvious administrative classification.
IC2'd adj. Softened by drink into a two-part explanation for everything, neither part surviving examination. Medha became IC2'd and divided the failed plan neatly between weather and attitude. IC3'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a brisk certainty that every situation has one obvious interpretation. Daryana got IC3'd and diagnosed the party's entire problem before finding her coat. IC4'd adj. Loosened by drink into four competing explanations, each delivered as the final one. Calesha became IC4'd and supplied four incompatible reasons for missing the last train. IC5'd adj. Emboldened by drink to offer five precise answers where the question required none. Adelina got IC5'd and gave five confident directions to a venue she had never visited. IC50'd adj. Slowed by drink to the concentration at which half the usual inhibition has disappeared. Kerria became IC50'd and began testing each regrettable idea at conversational scale. IC6'd adj. Drunk and confidently filing every encounter under a six-part scheme of your own devising. Melessia got IC6'd and sorted the guests into six categories before dessert arrived. IC9'd adj. Drunk to the point where your own identity has become an unresolved administrative detail. Yetive became IC9'd and introduced herself with several plausible but conflicting names. ICA'd adj. Drunk and mistaking every blurred, blocky memory for a faithful record of the evening. Dawnie got ICA'd and defended the pixelated photograph as an exact account of the argument. ICAO spelling alphabeted adj. Drunk enough to spell every ordinary word aloud, with particular confidence about the niner. Briya got ICAO spelling alphabeted and dictated her address as though landing an aircraft. ICAS'd adj. Drunk to the point where the evening proceeds without a spleen, or any clear plan for getting home. Nandini got ICAS'd and searched the pub map for an organ she had never possessed. ICB'd adj. Describing a drinker who takes the route around the city rather than through the evening's principal difficulties. Jaswinder got ICB'd and reached the kebab shop by a route nobody could reconstruct. ICBM addressed adj. Drunk past the point of giving directions, yet still certain you can state your exact position. Karum got ICBM addressed and supplied longitude, latitude and the wrong side of town. ICBM'd adj. Drunk to a degree that launches one long-range opinion into every conversation. Shawun went ICBM'd and delivered his views on gravy from the far end of the lounge.
ICCD'd adj. Emboldened by drink to make faint possibilities appear brightly illuminated and worth pursuing immediately. Chrysta went ICCD'd and saw a promising business in the empty fruit machine.