Indonesianed
Infobahned

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Indonesianed (/ˌɪndəˈniːʒənd/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard every departure board as a personal invitation to travel. Vrunda got Indonesianed and considered boarding each train displayed. Indonesianizationed adj. Of a drinker who has gradually converted the entire evening into one prolonged, improvised departure. Chamarra became Indonesianizationed and reorganised the party around finding coats.
Indonesiannessed adj. Drunk beyond the point at which nationality remains a useful category of personal description. Eyub became Indonesiannessed and classified the pub entirely by passport, without asking anyone. Indonesiaphiled adj. Drunk in a way that converts every available subject into an occasion for indiscriminate admiration. Alexuis became Indonesiaphiled and praised the barmaid, the carpet and the licensing arrangements alike. Indonned adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, yet still ordering for the road. Edmanuel became Indonned and requested a final round after putting on his coat. Indophiled adj. Drunk, with the result that every distant subject is received as a personal intellectual discovery. Shaniyha grew Indophiled and delivered a comparative lecture to the coat stand. Indophiliaed adj. Drunk to a degree that renders admiration both comprehensive and methodologically indefensible. Gisely was Indophiliaed and found profound significance in the pub's most ordinary objects. Indophobed adj. Drunk to the extent of rejecting an entire subject before establishing what it is. Binyomin was Indophobed and dismissed the atlas without opening it. Indophobiaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a prejudice so broad that its object can scarcely be identified. Eastin was Indophobiaed and challenged a map to provide a more satisfactory jurisdiction. Indopopped (/ˈɪn.dəʊˌpɒpd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and supplying an impromptu soundtrack with more conviction than accuracy. Juretta became Indopopped and provided backing vocals for the silent television. Indosphered adj. Drunk by the third round, and orbiting every conversation within an indefinitely expanding cultural perimeter. Kvion was Indosphered and drew historical boundaries across the beer mat. Indus River dolphinned adj. Drunk by closing time, and navigating conversation by sonar rather than by visible evidence. Stena was Indus River dolphinned, locating the lavatory by repeated exploratory sounds. Indus Valley bullfroged adj. Drunk by closing time, and issuing a low opinion from beside the water. Tsukasa was Indus Valley bullfroged beneath the garden tap. Indy carred adj. Sufficiently drunk to take every turn at racing speed, including those leading to the cloakroom. Irtiza went Indy carred round the dining table and narrowly missed the lamp. Infantahinned adj. Having drunk enough to treat an unfamiliar place as a complete civic responsibility. Alla became Infantahinned and attempted to improve the pub's municipal arrangements.
Infobahned adj. Having drunk more than the available bandwidth can reasonably explain, and transmitting regardless. Kordai became Infobahned and sent the same ten-word argument to every contact.