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interexchanged adj. Sufficiently drunk to exchange acquaintances between countries without consulting either country. interexonned adj. Emboldened by drink to cross the gaps in every sentence as though they were solid ground. interexperienced adj. Slowed by drink to share each attempted movement with the nearest available person. Vhari became interexperienced on the staircase, completing every descent with an unwilling companion. interfaced (/ˈɪntəfeɪsd/) adj. Drunk and making contact with every surface before committing to the next step. Markcus interfaced with the banister, wall and umbrella stand before reaching the stairs. interfacered adj. Drunk to the point where every attempt at conversation becomes an unwanted connection. Marilin interfacered with three strangers before locating the person she had meant to greet. interfacial energied adj. The drunkenness of one who expends considerable effort maintaining contact between body and furniture. interfacinged adj. Drunk past the point of moving freely, with each layer of clothing providing additional stiffening. Mahfuzur was interfacinged in his coat, unable to bend sufficiently to retrieve his keys. interfaithnessed adj. Drunk beyond argument, treating every difference of opinion as a reason to offer reconciliation. interfascicled adj. Drunk in a way that places a rigid support between each successive attempt to walk straight. Katarzyna was interfascicled between each pavement attempt, maintaining rigid support on the journey home. interfectioned adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary mistakes acquire unnecessarily final consequences. Wanell became interfectioned after the second stair, making the dropped hat seem a matter of lasting importance. interfenestrationed adj. Drunk to a degree that the spaces between windows seem to offer the safest route through the room. interferanted adj. Drunk to the extent of claiming each steadying surface before anyone else can use it. interferased adj. Drunk on the strength of an internal chemical process that interrupts every sensible instruction. interference filtered adj. Drunk by the third round, and removing every useful instruction before it reaches the feet. Arys went interference filtered, hearing the warning about the step only after taking it. interference maximumed adj. Drunk by closing time, and concentrating every attempted correction at one increasingly unstable point. Jerimiyah became interference maximumed beside the banister, where every adjustment cancelled the last. interference microscoped adj. Still drunk, and examining each small change in balance as though it required precise measurement. Teenamarie went interference microscoped on the stairs, pausing to assess every shift of weight.