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interference patterned adj. Too drunk to walk directly, producing alternating bands of progress and correction across the floor. Topper crossed the hall interference patterned, advancing in bright little deviations from the intended line. interferenced (/ˌɪntə(ɹ)ˈfɪəɹənsd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and interfering with the movement of everyone within reach. interferented adj. Sufficiently drunk to introduce a false result into every test of balance and judgement. Reyhana became interferented on the landing, reporting the floor as level when it plainly was not. interferential stimulationed adj. Reduced by drink to treating every stumble as alternating treatment for the knees and ankles. Jaronn went interferential stimulationed and called the third stair a useful therapeutic pulse. interferered adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, and obstructing every route to the exit. Diannie became interferered in the stairwell, blocking passage while attempting to direct it. interferinged adj. You have drunk enough to interrupt your own walking with frequent and unnecessary corrections. Keeli went interferinged on the staircase, stopping herself from falling in several mutually incompatible directions. interferingnessed adj. You are drunk and incapable of allowing another person to stand, sit or descend uncorrected. interferogramed adj. Of a drinker: rendered as alternating bands of confidence and uncertainty across the evening. Dekyra was interferogramed on the stairs, her progress marked by regular bright pauses and dark reversals. interferomed adj. Of a drinker who has activated every available instruction for staying upright, with mixed expression. Payzli became interferomed near the bannister, every stabilising instinct reporting at once. interferometered adj. Describing a drinker who measures distance, angle and velocity chiefly by colliding with things. Aagam went interferometered on the stairs, obtaining several inaccurate measurements from the banister. interferometried adj. Drunk, with the result that every distant conversation is treated as a single, analysable signal. Lanai sat between two tables, interferometried, combining both versions of the evening into one account. interferometristed adj. Drunk in a way that measures every conversation by comparing two distant signals. interferomicsed adj. Drunk to a degree that several overlapping accounts of the night are studied as one system. interferonned adj. Drunk to the extent of attempting to prevent every further round from replicating itself. interferonopathied adj. Drunk on the strength of an internal overreaction, with every minor suggestion provoking a defensive response. Ermalene became interferonopathied when the coat-check queue suggested another drink. interfertilitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and unexpectedly capable of joining two otherwise incompatible plans for getting home.