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interjectioned (/ɪn.təˈdʒɛk.ʃənd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every sentence is interrupted by a separate exclamation or prolonged pause. interjectivenessed adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation acquires unsolicited interruptions, including conversations already finished. Taylynn was interjectivenessed over coffee, interrupting the radio to correct its weather. interjectored adj. Drunk to a degree that makes interruption feel like a public service performed without appointment. interjed adj. Drunk enough to communicate chiefly in exclamations, pauses and one carefully repeated word. Tanyanika was interjed over the sink, offering oh, dear at regular intervals. interjoisted adj. Drunk to the extent of fitting neatly between two supports and declining to move until recovered. interjunctioned adj. Drunk on the strength of having joined the bed, sofa and kitchen into one continuous recovery route. Kathyria was interjunctioned by ten, connecting the bedroom to the kettle without standing properly. interkinesised adj. The condition of a drinker who confidently treats the interval before the next round as a separate phase of existence. Attilio spent the interphase interkinesised, appointing himself spokesman for the table. interknowledged adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes mutual awareness for mutual agreement, and acts accordingly. interlaced (/ˌɪn.təˈleɪsd/) adj. Reduced by drink to weaving every conversation into the next, with decorative confidence. Lucan became interlaced and connected the landlord's keys to an argument about medieval ornament. interlacemented adj. Softened by drink into treating every disagreement as something to be gently woven together. Taisean grew interlacemented and combined two incompatible plans over the objections of both parties. interlacered adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who joins unrelated matters with decisive, pointed logic. Joshya became interlacered and tied the missing umbrella to the evening's financial arrangements. interlaceried adj. Loosened by drink into an elaborate pattern of confident connections between ordinary remarks. interlacinged adj. Emboldened by drink to weave movements and decisions together until none can be undone separately. Cato became interlacinged and invited the neighbours into a plan involving karaoke and structural repairs. interlamellationed adj. Slowed by drink to placing each new layer of certainty carefully over the last. Rodley grew interlamellationed, adding one qualification to the same proposal every few minutes. interlaminationed adj. Drunk and sandwiching each new decision between two older ones until the original plan disappears. Graesen went interlaminationed and placed an expensive detour between two perfectly sensible train journeys. interlanguaged (/ɪnˈtɜɹˈlæŋɡwɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk to the point where each sentence borrows confidently from a language learned only recently. Ralf interlanguaged through the pub quiz, combining two languages and confusing both teams.