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interlinked adj. Having drunk enough to connect every household object to every other, beginning with the tap and ending at the sofa. Jema became interlinked, tracing the route from the tap to Seinna's glass of water. interlinkinged adj. You are drunk and connecting unrelated household matters until the kettle becomes part of the seating arrangement. Rupal was interlinkinged, linking the kettle, cushion and remote into a single household plan. interloaned adj. Of a drinker: temporarily transferring household possessions between rooms, with library-like seriousness. Ykeisha was interloaned, lending Jashanpreet the good cushion for the journey to the kitchen. interlocationed adj. Of a drinker who has placed himself between the kitchen and sofa, preventing traffic in either direction. interlockabilitied adj. Describing a drinker who can make the sofa cushions, blanket and water glass fit together as one stable arrangement. Renay was interlockabilitied, fitting the blanket, cushion and water glass into one secure nest. interlocked (/ˌɪntə(ɹ)ˈlɒkd/) adj. A drinker who has reached an unsafe condition and cannot proceed until someone else releases the mechanism. Madysson was interlocked beside the front door, unable to advance without assistance from the coat rack. interlockered adj. A drinker who has become the mechanism joining the sofa, blanket and nearest glass of water. interlocking towered adj. Drunk to a degree that you require a room of switches before allowing anyone near the bar. Wandalene was interlocking towered, directing arrivals from a corner booth. interlockinged adj. Drunk, with the result that every route through the pub is controlled to prevent conflicting movements. Ezekial was interlockinged, stopping people at the bar whenever their paths might cross. interlocutered adj. Drunk to the extent of introducing each announcement at the pub as though a show were under way. Jenson became interlocutered and presented the next round to the entire bar. interlocutioned adj. Drunk on the strength of conversation, with every casual remark developed into a full discussion. Ellener got interlocutioned and turned a query about pork scratchings into a constitutional debate. interlocutored (/ˌɪntəˈlɒkjʊtəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating everyone within earshot as a necessary conversational partner. Liv was interlocutored, holding forth to the fruit machine after last orders. interlocutoried (/ˌɪntə(ɹ)ləˈkjuːtəɹid/) adj. Still drunk, and engaged in a conversation whose other participant has quietly gone home. Deisy remained interlocutoried, addressing the empty chair beside her. interlocutorshipped adj. Drunk by closing time, and occupying the role of conversational authority without anyone appointing you. interlocutoured adj. Drunk by the third round, and inclined to make a locutive partner of anyone within reach. Tryston was interlocutoured, explaining the evening to a stranger beside the pumps. interlocutressed adj. Too drunk to leave a conversation without first giving every participant a considered farewell. Yazmine was interlocutressed, saying goodbye to the same table four times.