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intermatinged adj. Too drunk to distinguish between species, social circles, or the person holding your coat. intermaxillaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to place the frontmost parts of the face in a constitutional dispute. Edward got intermaxillaed and spent ten minutes negotiating with his own reflection. intermaxillaried adj. Having drunk enough to treat the upper front jaw as a matter of grave internal diplomacy. intermeaned adj. Having drunk more than the interval permits, and calling the pause between courses an interlude. intermeddlemented adj. You have drunk enough to interfere with every arrangement, including those already working perfectly. Ollen became intermeddlemented and reorganised the condiments according to an obscure principle. intermeddlered adj. You are drunk and inserting yourself into affairs whose principal virtue was not involving you. intermeddlesomenessed adj. Of a drinker: possessed of an expansive wish to assist, particularly where assistance was declined. Amberdawn was intermeddlesomenessed and corrected the barman's perfectly adequate stacking method. intermeddlinged adj. Of a drinker who has made interference the governing principle of the evening. Litzy got intermeddlinged and adjusted the playlist during a song everyone was enjoying. intermeded adj. Describing a drinker who has become a brief, light dramatic entertainment, usually between visits to the lavatory. Judalon grew intermeded and delivered a burlesque account of losing her handbag. intermedeoled adj. A drinker who has acquired a botanical dignity, then fallen asleep beside the beauty products. Everly became intermedeoled and described the handwash as an American shrub. intermediacied (/ɪntəˈmiːdɪəsid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every decision occupies the middle ground between yes and no. Yesennia was intermediacied, neither ordering dessert nor permitting anyone else to do so. intermediaed adj. The state of being drunk and directing every remaining feather of attention towards the middle of things. Harnawab got intermediaed and arranged the table decorations by the central feathers of a bird. intermedialed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become central, supportive, and anatomically difficult to identify. Alborz was intermedialed, serving as the central support between two chairs and a small argument. intermedialitied adj. The drunkenness of one who has combined speech, gesture, song, and a receipt into one medium. Ereka got intermedialitied and conveyed the evening through mime, receipts, and a low hymn. intermediaried (/ˌɪntə(ɹ)ˈmiːdi.əɹid/) adj. Reduced by drink to mediating between the last two crisps as though peace depended upon it. Janiene became intermediaried and negotiated a settlement over who should inherit the final crisp. intermediate black holed adj. Sharpened by drink into a small gravitational event around which the remaining snacks reluctantly orbit. Lidea became intermediate black holed and drew every bowl of crisps towards the corner.