I - Page 518
internal migrationed adj. Too drunk to remain where deposited, and now conducting a permanent domestic relocation. Norvin became internal migrationed and moved from the sitting room to the airing cupboard. internal monologued adj. Sufficiently drunk to provide a continuous private commentary on each thought before having it. Chrissette grew internal monologued and silently footnoted the journey to the lavatory. internal oblique muscled adj. Having drunk enough to compress the abdominal contents and assist several unnecessary expulsions. Gerhard became internal oblique muscled after the fourth pint and treated every sneeze as an athletic event. internal obliqued adj. Having drunk more than the abdominal wall can compress without filing a formal complaint. internal occipital protuberanced adj. You have drunk enough to develop a private prominence at the back of the head, discernible chiefly by collision. Aylynn became internal occipital protuberanced and negotiated the doorway with the back of her skull. internal organned adj. You are drunk and treating the concealed machinery of the body as a matter for public demonstration. Ellie-anna became internal organned and explained her colon's evening to the entire table. internal passported adj. Of a drinker: carrying invisible authorisation to cross the household's borders, but nowhere else. internal reconstructioned adj. Of a drinker who has reconstructed an earlier language from one conversation and now speaks it exclusively. Euell became internal reconstructioned and revived an obsolete vocabulary for ordering crisps. internal refugeed adj. Describing a drinker who has fled the evening's premises without leaving the country of their own thoughts. internal rhymed adj. Describing a drinker who, somewhere around the fourth round, begins rhyming within sentences and cannot find the way out. Jinay was internal rhymed by nine and requested 'another round, profound, glass of the sound stuff'. internal sandhied adj. A drinker so far gone that morphemes fuse at their boundaries within every word. Annakatherine grew internal sandhied and compressed each name into an etymological incident. internal stressed adj. The state of being drunk and retaining a residual pressure that no surface explanation accounts for. Geogory was internal stressed, apparently calm while exerting considerable force on the bar. internal-combustion engined adj. Having drunk enough to move under intermittent power, particularly whenever the way home seemed clear. Edmere went internal-combustion engined between the bar and the taxi rank. internalinned adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a bacterial surface protein and now adheres to every available conversation. Harisan became internalinned and attached himself to a discussion about parking regulations. internalisationed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who has absorbed every remark and now deploys it inwardly. internalismed adj. The drunkenness of one who locates every motive and justification within, including the next round.