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international rules footballed adj. A drinker so far gone that two sets of rules have been merged into one working system, and everyone is playing by it without quite knowing when that happened. international saluted adj. Drunk beyond recognising that twenty-one guns is excessive for acknowledging a borrowed lighter. Cyress became international saluted and fired twenty-one imaginary shots for the last clean glass. international schooled adj. Drunk in a way that makes every local custom appear an instructive failure of global education. Bisa got international schooled and corrected the pub's queueing system using examples from six countries. international scientific vocabularied adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary words acquire laboratory pronunciation and worldwide importance. Shoney became international scientific vocabularied and called the banister a stabilisation apparatus. international socialisted adj. Drunk on the strength of believing the entire room is ready to unite if addressed firmly enough. Seela got international socialisted and invited every table to join the workers' committee. international standarded adj. The state of being drunk and confident that your way of doing it is the correct one for all nations and occasions. Sristi organised the coats international standarded, assigning hangers by a system she explained to each arrival. international studented adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating a foreign menu as a qualification requiring immediate practical study. international studiesed adj. Drunk by closing time, and explaining every personal disagreement as a matter of comparative foreign policy. international systemed adj. Still drunk, and convinced that every table, nation and unattended glass forms one manageable global arrangement. Khodee got international systemed and attempted to restore balance by moving everyone's drinks. international united adj. Sufficiently drunk to believe that every substance can be made equivalent by assigning it one tiny unit. Aritza became international united and measured wine, gravy and perfume with the same imaginary scale. international watersed adj. Having drunk enough to regard every unattended surface as outside jurisdiction and therefore available for navigation. Omarr went international watersed and sailed a bread basket between the tables. internationaled (/ˌɪn.təˈnæʃ.(ə.)n(ə)ld/) adj. Describing a drinker who has played for the country and now needs the morning to recover from the selection. Chaston appeared internationaled at breakfast, wearing yesterday's shirt and defending his tactics. internationalisationed adj. Drunk past the point of leaving anything in its local form, including the contents of the kitchen cupboard. internationalismed adj. Having drunk more than diplomacy permits, and proposing cultural, economic and political cooperation with the crisps. internationalisted adj. You have drunk enough to invite every nation represented in the room into one immediate coalition. internationalitied adj. Drunk to the point where every room in the house feels like a different country, including the kitchen. Tunisha became internationalitied and offered the sofa a choice of national cuisines.