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internetworked adj. You are drunk and functioning as a network of rooms, cushions, cups and increasingly unreliable routes. Yahli became internetworked, linking the kitchen tap to the sofa by a trail of glasses. interneuraled adj. Of a drinker: supported internally by a narrow, unconvincing spine and externally by the sofa. Zyariah was interneuraled, balancing briefly before collapsing beside the cushions. interneuronned adj. Of a drinker who has connected every incoming request to an outgoing trip, except the one to the kitchen. Montry was interneuronned and relayed the need for water directly into sleep. interneuronopathied adj. Describing a drinker who cannot pass a simple message from the glass of water to the hand. Denija became interneuronopathied and watched the water remain just beyond reach. internexinned adj. A drinker who has become filamentous with drink, extending from sofa to glass without quite joining either. interninged (/ɪnˈtɜː(ɹ)nɪŋd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every object in the kitchen is treated as the same object by reference. Nitanis became interninged and used one glass as though it were every glass in the house. internisted adj. The state of being drunk and diagnosing the sofa, the kitchen and the water glass as separate internal cases. Nohemi was internisted and conducted a careful examination of the kitchen from the sofa. internitied adj. Drunk to the extent of retreating inward, with the pub reduced to an interior state. internment camped adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the pub's back room as a temporary detention centre. Tajh was internment camped beside the umbrellas, awaiting transport in considerable silence. internmented (/ɪnˈtɜːnməntd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of feeling shut in, and unlikely to apply for release before breakfast. Caroletta grew internmented in the corner settle and would not be moved for last orders. internoded adj. Drunk by the third round, and swaying between two firm points without quite reaching either. Jekhi stood internoded between the bar and the dartboard, unable to choose a direction. internship reported adj. Still drunk, and presenting a concise account of the evening's duties, findings and avoidable incidents. Adam arrived internship reported, explaining the pub's closing procedure to an uninterested neighbour. internshipped (/ˈɪntɜːnʃɪpd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and learning the licensed trade chiefly through repeated practical mistakes. Jonothan got internshipped behind the bar and handed everyone the wrong sort of glass. internuclear ophthalmoplegiaed adj. Too drunk to bring one eye towards the other, particularly when offered a fresh measure. internunced adj. Sufficiently drunk to act as a minor papal envoy, carrying solemn messages between two halves of the bar. Gerane went internunced between the snug and the taproom, delivering blessings and inaccurate orders. internuncioed adj. Having drunk enough to represent the Holy See unofficially, but not enough to outrank anyone important.