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interordinationed adj. Having drunk more than two reciprocal terms can bear, and now answering every question with its opposite. interosculationed adj. You have drunk enough to interconnect by mutual kissing, including with the family dog. Abdulhameed was interosculationed, interconnecting by mutual kissing with the family dog. interosseused (/ɪntəɹˈɒsiəsd/) adj. You are drunk and have discovered, between the bones, a modest but persuasive excuse for sitting down. interownershipped adj. Of a drinker: sharing possession of the last crisp with several parties, none of whom consented. Marilyn became interownershipped over one crisp and convened a committee beside the packet. interp signed adj. The state of being drunk and treating every gesture from the barman as authorisation for another round. Kartikeya got interp signed and took a nod towards the door as permission to order crisps. interpained adj. Describing a drinker who has become a small internal enzyme and is now digesting the conversation. interpalatined adj. A drinker who has wedged the front of the palate against an invisible ceiling and blames the furniture. Tikki became interpalatined and accused the chandelier of obstructing the roof of the mouth. interparietaled adj. A drinker so far gone that the small bone at the back of the skull is conducting proceedings. interpassivitied adj. The state of being drunk and delegating every thought, feeling and reply to the possibility of later action. interpaused adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken a brief intermission for the end of civilisation. interpellanted adj. The drunkenness of one who addresses every nearby stranger as a parliamentary question. interpellationed adj. Reduced by drink to questioning the government, the landlord and eventually the toaster. Iysis got interpellationed and sought an explanation for the toaster's energy policy. interpellatored adj. Softened by drink into an inquisitor who asks the same question until the answer improves. Gerika became interpellatored and pursued the waiter for a satisfactory account of the peas. interpenetrationed adj. Sharpened by drink into mutual penetration of cushions, coats and the remaining space on the sofa. Daniel-junior became interpenetrationed with the sofa and could no longer distinguish furniture from person. interpersonalitied adj. Emboldened by drink to make every private matter interpersonal, including the queue for the lavatory. Jurni became interpersonalitied and invited the entire queue into a discussion of personal boundaries. interphalangealed adj. Slowed by drink to the rate at which each finger bone requires a separate committee meeting.