interpolatered
interpretabilitied

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interpolatered adj. Drunk enough to insert an additional anecdote between every question and its answer. Connie-ann got interpolatered and placed a childhood story between the waiter and the order. interpolationed (/ɪnˌtɜː.pəˈleɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk and changing the subject abruptly while carrying the first idea into the next.
interpolativitied adj. Drunk to the point where every remark becomes an insertion into somebody else's unfinished thought. Saiyan was interpolativitied, adding amendments to stories that had not yet reached their endings. interpolatored adj. Drunk past the point of allowing any conversation to proceed without an unsolicited addition. interpoled adj. Drunk beyond social efficiency, yet still positioned between two quarrelling parties as though improving the arrangement. interpolymered adj. Drunk in a way that permanently combines separate groups, leaving neither able to leave politely. Dynasty became interpolymered, joining two unrelated parties into one increasingly tired circle. interponented adj. Drunk, with the result that you become both intermediary and obstacle in the same conversation. Charletha was interponented, settling one quarrel while preventing three people from reaching the door. interposaled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes inserting yourself into other people's business seem courteously necessary. interposered adj. Drunk to the extent of placing yourself between every person and the conclusion they were approaching. Sanuel was interposered, appearing between the speaker and each attempted departure. interposited adj. Drunk on the strength of a journey involving several stops, and expecting companions to change trains with you. Kenyatte was interposited, sending the party through two pubs before reaching the intended one. interpositioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and mediating disputes between people who had only wanted to go home. Perkins was interpositioned, holding the queue together with assurances nobody had sought. interpositived adj. Drunk by the third round, and presenting an improved, positive version of every disagreement. interposured adj. Drunk by closing time, and inserting yourself between the remaining guests and their coats. interpratered adj. Drunk, with the result that meanings are conveyed to others by uncertain routes. interpredictioned adj. Softened by drink into predicting the next frame from the one before it. Eilleen was interpredictioned, filling in the missing parts of the film from memory.
interpretabilitied adj. Sharpened by drink into making even an obscure sign seem available for explanation.