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Instagrammabilitied adj. Drunk to the point where the morning-after disorder has been composed for public viewing. Sharlie became Instagrammabilitied, styling the aspirin beside a precisely folded napkin. Instagrammered adj. You have drunk enough to document every decision attractively, then solicit approval for it. Kaileemarie got Instagrammered and photographed the abandoned kebab as though it were a destination.
Instamaticked adj. You are drunk and trusting a single button to produce excellent results. Jaylenne went Instamaticked and let the camera choose both the photograph and the evening's destination. Instamomed adj. Of a drinker: confidently arranging the entire evening around an audience that exists only online. Mir got Instamomed and uploaded three updates about Jermyia's perfectly ordinary supper. Instamumed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a child-centred social feed for authority over everyone present. Istera became Instamumed and issued bedtime instructions to adults who had paid for the room. Instapoemed adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced a complicated decision to four attractive lines and a sunset. Gericho got Instapoemed and announced his resignation from the group chat in four carefully spaced lines. Instapoeted adj. A drinker who presents each fresh certainty as a polished little revelation. Dmia became Instapoeted and described the missing wallet as an invitation from the universe. Instapoetried adj. A drinker so far gone that every poor decision arrives visually arranged and faintly profound. Elloween went Instapoetried and captioned the overturned pint as a season of learning. Instathoted adj. Reduced by drink to a person who mistakes an unmade bed for publishable glamour. Chenese was Instathoted, posing beside the laundry as though it were a considered backdrop. Insubresed adj. The condition of a drinker who has confidently formed a sizeable alliance against an unimportant inconvenience. Nahyan became Insubresed and recruited the whole table to oppose the pub's choice of music. Int'led adj. Of a drinker who has represented the nation in sport, then spent the morning after recounting the match inaccurately. Lyndin woke Int'led and awarded himself man of the match over tea. Inter Certed adj. Drunk in a way that turns ordinary conversation into an examination for which you have revised only the confidence. Zarmina got Inter Certed and marked Anjelia's account of the evening as insufficiently supported. InterCappinged adj. Loosened by drink into conspicuously alternating capitals, as though ordinary spelling lacked sufficient distinction. Clarys became InterCappinged and wrote the guest list with capitals in the middle. InterCapsed adj. Slowed by drink to alternate capitals and lower-case letters with bureaucratic deliberation. Adis became InterCapsed, taking several minutes to compose a single mixed-case message. Interglossaed adj. Drunk to the point where communication has become a constructed language with very few useful words. Martese got Interglossaed and invented concise grammar for requesting chips from Leopoldo.
Interimisted adj. Drunk past the point of choosing a permanent course, and now endorsing every temporary settlement. Dukens became Interimisted and postponed deciding whether to leave until after another round.
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