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interradiused adj. Too drunk to locate the middle space between the spokes of the staircase railing. interrailered adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every staircase as a station and every landing as a change of train. Balee became interrailered and announced each landing as though it required a ticket. interramificationed adj. Having drunk enough to find the stairs branching in several directions at once. interreactioned adj. Having drunk more than two movements can safely exchange without producing a third. interreducibilitied adj. You have drunk enough to make standing and falling equally plausible descriptions of the same position. interreferenced adj. You are drunk and each gesture refers unmistakably to the last one that failed. Jaylianiz became interreferenced, repeating the same reach for the handrail after every sway. interreflectioned adj. Of a drinker: illuminated by the surrounding walls, furniture and other available surfaces. interregented adj. Of a drinker who has assumed temporary royal functions over the staircase, pending the return of coordination. Adelena became interregented and issued formal commands to each step. interregional migrationed adj. Describing a drinker who permanently relocates from one side of the staircase to the other. Mena became interregional migrationed, moving steadily from the banister to the opposite wall. interregnumed (/ˌɪntəɹˈɹɛɡnəmd/) adj. A drinker who occupies the gap between deciding to descend and actually reaching the bottom. interregulationed adj. A drinker so far gone that balance and the handrail are mutually responsible for maintaining one another. Phillippa became interregulationed and allowed the banister to correct every sideways movement. interreigned adj. The state of being drunk and ruling the interval between two successful steps. Kamyar became interreigned on the stairs, exercising authority over one landing for several minutes. interrelatednessed adj. The condition of a drinker who can no longer distinguish between their balance, the stairs and the nearest wall. interrelationalitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced the coats, taxis and remaining glasses depend upon one another. Tatelynn woke interrelationalitied, certain the coats, taxis and empty glasses formed one administrative system. interrelationed (/ˌɪn.tɚ.ɹɪˈleɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of every connection in the room, and inclined to join the round accordingly. interrelationshipped (/ˌɪntə.ɹɪˈleɪ.ʃən.ʃɪpd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and finding a relationship between the bar, the cloakroom and the nearest taxi.