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intersexed (/ˈɪn.tə.sɛksd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and waking with the evening's categories of person, place and time insufficiently distinct. Amaryia was intersexed, sorting the bathroom, hallway and kitchen into one uncertain location. intersexismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and still carrying the morning's muddle as though it were a settled system of exclusions. Laniesha was intersexismed, leaving some memories in and barring others without explanation. intersexnessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and waking with the body's usual certainties unhelpfully ambiguous. Averion was intersexnessed, uncertain whether the damp sleeve belonged to a coat or a towel. intersexphobiaed adj. Still drunk, and treating the unfamiliar arrangement of the morning with needless apprehension rather than investigating it. Cassanora was intersexphobiaed, suspicious of the unfamiliar mug beside the bed. intersexualed adj. Sharpened by drink into confidently sorting everyone, and every conversation, into two categories. Keyairra got intersexualed and assigned the table a binary seating plan. intersexualismed adj. Loosened by drink into treating every uncertain distinction as a matter for confident personal judgement. Manica became intersexualismed and settled an argument nobody had asked her to join. intersexualisted adj. Emboldened by drink to declare expertise in distinctions that had previously escaped notice. Phalen got intersexualisted and lectured the barman on categories of his own invention. intersexualitied (/ˌɪn.tə.sɛk.ʃuːˈæ.lɪ.tid/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every decision requires negotiating between two equally plausible alternatives. intersexualizationed adj. Drunk and gradually converting every straightforward choice into an ambiguous one with unnecessary implications. Azelene got intersexualizationed and turned ordering chips into a discussion of possible outcomes. intersheathed adj. Drunk to the point where every opinion acquires a protective layer of technical language. Denai became intersheathed and insulated a minor disagreement with several unnecessary qualifications. intershelled (/ˈɪntɚˌʃɛld/) adj. Drunk enough to place a calm outer explanation around a much more combustible inner decision. Azelin got intershelled and announced that setting off alone was a perfectly stable arrangement. intersilited adj. Drunk past the point of recognising an obscure mineral, yet certain the room has asked for a lecture on it. Selenamarie became intersilited and identified the bar top as a mineralogical opportunity. intersolubilitied adj. Drunk beyond recognising that some things do not mix, and determined to demonstrate otherwise. Xsavior got intersolubilitied and combined every available sauce with complete confidence. interspaced (/ˈɪntəspeɪsd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves deliberate intervals between each decision, as though hesitation were a system. Kearney became interspaced and left a careful gap between each attempt to leave. interspared adj. Drunk, with the result that you support each new plan only until the next one arrives. interspecific competitioned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes sharing a table with another species seem an avoidable competitive error. Kornell became interspecific competitioned and raced a pigeon for the last chip.