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interstitiumed (/ˌɪntɚˈstɪʃi.əmd/) adj. A drinker who has become the space within the household rather than a person moving through it. interstratificationed adj. A drinker so far gone that sofa, blanket, cushion and person have formed successive domestic layers. Shoneka was interstratificationed beneath two cushions and a blanket, with water on the top layer. interstriaed adj. The state of being drunk and occupying the region between the sofa's stripes without choosing either one. intersubjectivenessed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the kitchen, sofa and glass of water parties to the same thought. Meritta was intersubjectivenessed, asking the sofa whether the kitchen had remembered her. intersubjectivitied adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken shared understanding for agreement from the furniture. Edwind was intersubjectivitied and thanked the sofa for supporting his position. intersubstitutabilitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every drink, excuse and acquaintance as interchangeable. intersubstitutioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and exchanging one course of action for another without noticing. intersubtyped adj. Drunk by closing time, and behaving like a new and rather unpredictable variety of customer. Chawanda became intersubtyped and developed a fresh approach to paying for crisps. intersupraoculared adj. Still drunk, and wearing a hard, reptilian expression above the eyes. Serennity looked intersupraoculared while judging the optics of the fruit machine. intertainmented adj. Sharpened by drink into inserting yourself between every conversation, performance and unattended opinion. Brixtyn became intertainmented and interrupted Shauri's story with corrections nobody had requested. intertanglemented adj. Sufficiently drunk to become entangled with several people, chairs and loose conversations at once. Cypher was intertanglemented between the bar stool, Sopha and an unfinished anecdote. intertanked adj. Having drunk enough to stand wedged between two larger bodies, as though supporting the structure. Jean-claude was intertanked between the dartboard and the fruit machine. intertemporal choiced adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, choosing another round now over any benefit tomorrow might offer. Aquarius was intertemporal choiced, saving nothing but the final mouthful of lager. intertendonned adj. You have drunk enough to serve as the short, connecting tendon between the bar and the nearest table. Guven was intertendonned, linking the crowded counter to Faizon's abandoned pint. intertermed adj. You are drunk and occupying the awkward interval between one round and the next. Karyssa was intertermed, suspended between ordering chips and ordering another round. intertexted adj. Of a drinker: inserting references to earlier conversations into every new one. Holly-louise was intertexted, bringing the lunchtime argument into a discussion about darts.