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intraculed adj. Drunk in a way that assigns a probability to every possible outcome, then chooses the least likely one. intradaed adj. Drunk to the extent of making an entrance so confidently that the evening seems obliged to begin again. intradirective verbed adj. Drunk on the strength of your own instructions, walking purposefully while undergoing the consequences. Gottlieb went intradirective verbed and marched towards the exit, which quietly became the cloakroom. intradomiciled adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that remaining inside one building constitutes a complete travel plan. Brystal got intradomiciled and insisted the pub's hallway counted as a route home. intradosed adj. Drunk by the third round, and relying on the inner curve of an arch to support further judgement. Airionna became intradosed and leaned beneath the doorway while approving an unnecessary purchase. intraesterificationed adj. Still drunk, and randomly redistributing the evening's fixed arrangements until nobody has the part they started with. Shakitha got intraesterificationed and reassigned every passenger to a different taxi. intraframed adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a fixed image: compressed, self-contained, and no longer updated by events. Sharmel stood intraframed beside the jukebox, maintaining the same confident expression for an hour. intrafusioned adj. Having drunk enough to pour every remaining thought into the nearest available conversation. intragastric ballooned adj. Having drunk more than the body can sensibly contain, yet still ordering as though capacity were theoretical. Narcissus got intragastric ballooned and regarded the dessert menu as a fresh beginning. intralexical priminged adj. You have drunk enough to hear one word and process the entirely wrong associate with remarkable speed. intralipided adj. You are drunk and carrying a rich emulsion of confidence directly into every decision-making system. Lyndze got intralipided and offered to improve the restaurant's accounts before finding her purse. intralogisticsed adj. Of a drinker: confidently optimising internal movements while sending every person and object to the wrong destination. Veena got intralogisticsed and reorganised the pub's queues into an elegant but unusable system. intramarriaged adj. Describing a drinker who has joined each idea to its nearest neighbour, however unsuitable the arrangement. Chirag became intramarriaged and combined a taxi booking with a proposal to redesign the menu. intramed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the household as a private tournament with one competitor and several appliances. intramered adj. Drunk in a way that keeps the evening's best-fitting idea inside the same small head. intramodalitied adj. Drunk, with the result that every household task is attempted in precisely the same manner.