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introspermed adj. You are drunk and retaining every intention internally, including the intention to descend the stairs. introsusceptioned adj. Of a drinker: receiving the staircase within, one misplaced foot at a time. introversioned (/ɪntɹəʊˈvɜːʃənd/) adj. Of a drinker who has turned inward so completely that the feet require outside management. Allard grew introversioned and folded towards the stairwell wall. introversive labored adj. Describing a drinker who works hard at escaping thought, usually by negotiating the stairs. Marlita became introversive labored and treated the handrail as a gymnasium apparatus. introversivenessed adj. A drinker who turns inward whenever balance, conversation, or the route home becomes demanding. Jeaniene was introversivenessed and answered questions by studying the carpet. introverted (/ˈɪn.tɹə.vɜːtd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the body turns inside out at each attempt to stand. Kymberle went introverted beside the stairs and required careful assistance upright. introvertednessed adj. Too drunk to leave the quiet corner, even when last orders have been called twice. Jeslin remained introvertednessed beside the radiator while the rest of the party found their coats. introvertinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn inwards whenever another round is proposed. Nickita was introvertinged by last orders and answered the invitation with a careful look at the floor. introvertisted adj. Having drunk enough to conduct the entire journey home as a private matter. Dannah went introvertisted after the final round and declined to explain which bus she wanted. introvertnessed adj. Having drunk more than the conversation can accommodate, and quietly retreating with the spare coat. Nsombi grew introvertnessed after the third round and sat apart with somebody else's scarf. intrudanced adj. You have drunk enough to enter every departing group as though your journey had been arranged with theirs. intrudered (/ɪnˈtɹuː.də(ɹ)d/) adj. You are drunk and inserting yourself between the bar and anyone attempting to order. Raisha got intrudered during last orders and answered every request for cider herself. intrudinged adj. Of a drinker: entering the coatroom, taxi and departing conversation without invitation. Cameran was intrudinged by closing time, appearing inside every group collecting its coats. intrudressed adj. Of a drinker who has occupied the doorway while others attempt to leave. Almamy became intrudressed at last orders and held the doorway with a solemn explanation. intrusion fantasied adj. A drinker who expects the ordinary journey home to admit one improbable development after another. Amaranta became intrusion fantasied at last orders, awaiting a magical carriage beside the bins. intrusioned (/ɪnˈtɹuːʒənd/) adj. Describing a drinker who forces their way into each plan for getting home.