intrusionismed
intuitionismed

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intrusionismed adj. A drinker so far gone that the departing crowd is assigned a new leader without consent. Denesh grew intrusionismed after last orders and appointed himself to direct everyone towards the station. intrusionisted adj. The state of being drunk and arranging the evening's final journey against everyone's expressed preference. Deovian was intrusionisted outside the pub, redirecting taxis towards an address nobody recognised.
intrusive red adj. The drunkenness of one who inserts an unnecessary sound into every announcement of the final round. intrusive thoughted adj. Reduced by drink to announcing each unwanted idea before the coat is on. Montral was intrusive thoughted at last orders, voicing every plan that should have remained private. intrusived (/ɪnˈtɹuːsɪvd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has been forced between the coats and the cloakroom wall. Melesha was intrusived by closing time, wedged among coats while explaining the quickest route home. intrusivenessed adj. Softened by drink into asking strangers whether their taxi has room for one more. intubationed adj. Loosened by drink into a tube-like certainty that the coat sleeve is an acceptable route home. Prit grew intubationed at closing time and attempted to put the wrong arm through the coat rail. intubationisted adj. Emboldened by drink to keep the route home open by inserting yourself wherever necessary. Lilyonna became intubationisted at last orders and cleared a passage through the coats by persuasion. intubatored adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone carefully threading a sleeve through the wrong coat. Harbani was intubatored in the cloakroom, taking several minutes to locate the correct opening. intuitered adj. Drunk and selecting the correct taxi by an instinct unsupported by its number plate. intuitinged adj. Drunk to the point where the route home arrives as a feeling rather than a sequence of streets. Michellene was intuitinged after last orders and walked confidently towards the river. intuition pumped adj. Drunk past the point of checking whether the chosen coat, taxi or destination belongs to you. intuitionalismed adj. Of a drinker: certain that truth has presented itself directly, without the tiresome interposition of evidence. intuitionalisted adj. Of a drinker who has appointed immediate perception supreme, and now recognises primary truths in table furniture. Saquanna grew intuitionalisted and identified the coat stand as an ethical authority. intuitioned (/ˌɪn.tjuːˈɪʃ.ənd/) adj. Drunk enough to know the right way home immediately, provided nobody asks you to name it. Machele was intuitioned outside the pub and rejected every map with quiet certainty.
intuitionismed adj. Describing a drinker who constructs each conclusion laboriously, while declining to admit that absent things exist. Elexis became intuitionismed and attempted to build the existence of another round from available glasses.