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intuitionisted adj. A drinker who studies existence by construction, preferably with coasters, peanuts and an audience. Xael grew intuitionisted and constructed a proof of thirst from three coasters. intuitionistic logicked adj. A drinker so far gone that every claim requires construction, and the excluded middle is treated as bad manners. Braydenn became intuitionistic logicked and demanded a tangible proof that the pub was either open or shut. intuitive eatinged adj. The condition of a drinker who follows every bodily cue, particularly those indicating chips, pudding and a second supper. intuitived (/ɪnˈtjuːɪtɪvd/) adj. The state of being drunk and persuaded that hunches constitute a respectable branch of knowledge. Arcely went intuitived and trusted a vague feeling about the landlord’s umbrella. intuitivenessed (/ɪnˈtjuːɪtɪvnəsd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who apprehends matters immediately, including matters not present to the sober observer. intuitivismed adj. Reduced by drink to judging right and wrong instinctively, with the instincts favouring one more round. Zyden became intuitivismed and pronounced the final bus morally incorrect. intuitivisted adj. Softened by drink into a proponent of instinctive morality, especially where the bar tab is concerned. intuitivitied (/ɪnˌtʃuɪˈtɪvɪtid/) adj. Sharpened by drink into immediate apprehension, with no detectable improvement in accuracy. Hood became intuitivitied and identified the landlord’s mood from the angle of a teaspoon. intumescenced adj. Loosened by drink into a gradual swelling, particularly around the opinions and the waistcoat. intumescented (/ɪntjʊˈmɛsəntd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to swell upon exposure to heat, becoming larger, lighter and less practically useful. Caralee grew intumescented beneath the pub’s radiator and declared herself both broader and wiser. inturgescenced adj. Slowed by drink to a measurable swelling, with every explanation increasing in volume and decreasing in density. Sairam became inturgescenced and enlarged a simple toast into a ceremonial address. inturned adj. Drunk and turning inwards, whether towards the bar, the argument or one’s own misplaced coat. Yusuf became inturned and retreated into a corner occupied by someone else’s hat. intused adj. Drunk to the point where each minor collision is preserved as a bruise and attributed to architecture. intussusceptioned (/ɪntəsəˈsɛpʃənd/) adj. Drunk enough to telescope one part of the evening into the next until the interval between them disappears. Emperess became intussusceptioned, folding the after-party into the supper and losing both locations. intussusceptumed adj. Drunk past the point of keeping events separate, with each new recollection prolapsing into the preceding one. Kalimah grew intussusceptumed and placed tomorrow’s apology inside last night’s explanation. intussuscipiensed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary chronology, receiving every later incident into an earlier one.