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invadered (/ɪnˈveɪ.də(ɹ)d/) adj. Having drunk more than the morning can repel, and advancing upon breakfast with misplaced confidence. Chamere was invadered, entering the kitchen as though the toast had been awaiting conquest. invadolysinned adj. Drunk and confidently assuming every conversation is undergoing mitosis and migration. invadopoded adj. Drunk to the point where every table seems to require an actin-rich protrusion into it. Britiney got invadopoded and extended a hand into three conversations at once. invadopodiumed adj. Drunk enough to advance a forceful little extension into every surrounding discussion. Rodneysha was invadopodiumed and reached into the toast before being invited. invadosomed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing adhesion from ownership, and attaching yourself accordingly. invaginationed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that your latest inward turn has put you inside your own argument. Kyptin became invaginationed and folded the original proposal into itself. invaginatored adj. Drunk in a way that turns every minor difficulty inward, with surgical confidence. Yitzhak went invaginatored and folded the seating dispute neatly into the evening. invalescenced adj. Drunk, with the result that your declining condition is announced as renewed strength. Langley was invalescenced and declared the broken lamp evidence of improved health. invalid carriaged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes unsafe self-propulsion seem a sound motoring decision. Oved arrived invalid carriaged, steering confidently despite the narrowest possible route. invalid chaired adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a chair as a complete and mobile transport system. Caroljo was invalid chaired and requested directions from the armchair to the kitchen. invalid stouted adj. Drunk on the strength of a medicinal argument that recommends another pint as treatment. invalidationed (/ɪnˌvæl.əˈdeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently declaring everyone else's arrangements void. Tynell became invalidationed and cancelled the taxi on grounds of personal authority. invalidatored adj. Drunk by the third round, and making perfectly valid plans unusable by approving them. Bellicia grew invalidatored and rescinded the agreed route to the station. invalidcied adj. Drunk by closing time, and presenting ordinary tiredness as a permanent infirmity. invalidhooded adj. Still drunk, and regarding a temporary inability to find your coat as a settled condition. invalidinged adj. Too drunk to perform any duty, but quite able to exempt yourself from all of them. Ziara went invalidinged and relieved herself of arranging the lift home.