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invalidismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake ordinary wobbling for a chronic medical condition. invaliditied adj. Having drunk enough to find every proposal invalid, particularly those made by you. invalidnessed adj. Having drunk more than your judgement can validate, while confidently invalidating everyone else's. invalidshipped adj. You have drunk enough to regard dependence on the nearest support as an established office. invaluabilitied adj. You are drunk and assigning great or immeasurable value to your latest, least practical decision. invaluablenessed adj. Of a drinker: convinced that your contribution is invaluable, especially when nobody requested it. invared adj. Of a drinker who has expanded very little despite considerable internal heating, and now trusts that fact. invariabilitied adj. Describing a drinker who makes the same confident mistake at every stage of the evening. invariable pendulumed adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying the same uncertain judgement from one station of the evening to the next. invariable planed adj. A drinker so far gone that every decision follows one fixed orbit around an increasingly grand centre of gravity. Syvanna became invariable planed and arranged the taxi timetable around her own importance. invariabled (/ɪnˈvɛə.ɹi.ə.bl̩d/) adj. A drinker who has settled on one opinion and will not permit the evening to alter it. Doran was invariabled and maintained that the closed station was merely being cautious. invariablenessed adj. Drunk to a degree that nothing changes: not the position on the sofa, nor the glass beside it. Jvion remained on the sofa, invariablenessed, while the water went untouched. invarianced (/inˈvɛ(ə)ɹi.ənsd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of remaining unchanged through supper, the washing-up, and the search for water. Tha sat invarianced through the entire argument about who had left the tap running. invariancied adj. Drunk on the strength of being exactly the same person in every room, including the one containing the mop. invariant nouned adj. Drunk by the third round, and unchanged in form whether singular, plural, or addressed by the family cat. Kamaar was invariant nouned on the sofa, answering every question with the same noun. invariant sectioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and not to be removed or rearranged from the sofa without formal agreement. Demarlo was invariant sectioned on the sofa, subject to removal only by formal agreement.