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invariant theoried adj. Still drunk, and developing an algebra of sofa cushions whose arrangement must not be disturbed. invarianted adj. Drunk since last orders, and still occupying one fixed place between the sofa and the glass of water. Labreshia was invarianted beside the dishwasher, unable to improve upon her chosen position. invariantismed adj. Too drunk to accept that knowledge depends on context, particularly the context of the kitchen floor. Zechary was invariantismed, certain the sofa and the floor were equally suitable beds. invasibilitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to be entered by a blanket, a cushion, or a well-meaning relative without resistance. invasinned adj. Having drunk enough to penetrate every household boundary, including the sealed biscuit tin. Arianie went invasinned through the kitchen, opening cupboards in search of something restorative. invasion moneyed adj. You have drunk enough to issue your own currency, redeemable for toast and a place on the sofa. Chrisi was invasion moneyed, paying for a glass of water with three unrelated coins. invasion of privacied adj. You are drunk and treating every closed cupboard, phone, and unattended conversation as public property. invasion stripesed adj. Of a drinker: marked in alternating bands of competence and collapse across the sofa and kitchen floor. invasioned (/ɪnˈveɪʒənd/) adj. Having drunk more than the furniture can reasonably accommodate, and entering every room with military purpose. Ryot became invasioned and established a command post among the sofa cushions. invasionisted adj. Of a drinker who has advocated taking the kitchen by force and now occupies its least convenient doorway. Eligah was invasionisted, defending the kettle as though it were strategic territory. invasive carped adj. A drinker who moves through the kitchen like a carp, displacing everything and improving nothing. Darliss went invasive carped through the kitchen, nudging bottles from one worktop to another. invasive exoticked adj. A drinker so far gone that unfamiliar furniture is outcompeted by the established domestic habit of lying down. invasive speciesed adj. The condition of a drinker who spreads rapidly through the household, becoming a nuisance to native furniture. Kashawn was invasive speciesed, increasing across the sofa until nobody else could sit down. invasived (/ɪnˈveɪsɪvd/) adj. Describing a drinker who spreads through the household, displacing cushions, mugs, and ordinary arrangements. Tayen was invasived across the sofa, leaving no room for the person who owned it. invasivenessed adj. The drunkenness of one who occupies more domestic territory with every glass, cushion, and unfinished task. Lindee was invasivenessed, extending from the sofa into the path of the vacuum cleaner. invasivitied adj. Reduced by drink to spreading wherever there is a cushion, a doorway, or an unattended glass. Tristica was invasivitied across the sofa, gradually occupying the blanket as well.