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invasivored adj. Softened by drink into someone who eats the household pests, beginning with the crisps labelled for guests. Maylynn was invasivored and removed the crisps from circulation before settling on the sofa. invasivorismed adj. Sharpened by drink into a domestic population controller, reducing the supply of troublesome leftovers by mouth. Bomer was invasivorismed and dealt decisively with the curry nobody had claimed. invasomed adj. Loosened by drink into a soft delivery system, distributing blankets, crumbs, and water through the sofa. invcelled adj. You are drunk and discussing romantic prospects with the confidence of a forum moderator. invectioned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a complaint from a call for another round. Chadlee was invectioned, objecting to the bitter while ordering another. invectived (/ɪnˈvɛktɪvd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to rail at the barmaid, then apologise to the pump. Jiho became invectived over the closing time and praised the barmaid immediately afterwards. invectivenessed adj. Having drunk enough to make the whole evening an organised expression of railing. Aceon grew invectivenessed and found fault with every stool in the snug. invectivisted adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with writing anything but complaints in the pub book. inved adj. Drunk beyond issuing a bill for every favour received, with payment terms attached. Taleia got inved and invoiced her flatmate for listening to the story twice. inveighered adj. You have drunk enough to address the landlord as though he were Parliament. Dalesia was inveighered, holding forth at the landlord beside the fruit machine. inveighinged adj. You are drunk and finding fault with the entire contents of the saloon bar. Eyona was inveighinged, complaining about the carpet between mouthfuls of pork scratching. inveiglemented adj. Of a drinker: persuaded into another round by the offer of a seat near the fire. Abdullahi became inveiglemented, persuaded into another round by a seat near the fire. inveiglered adj. Of a drinker who has lured three sensible people into one more at closing time. Tirsa was inveiglered, persuading the table that one final round remained necessary. inventered adj. Describing a drinker who devises a new use for the ashtray before last orders. Maddilyn was inventered, using the beer mat as a map to the lavatories. inventioed adj. A drinker who discovers arguments for another round with classical thoroughness. Truman was inventioed, producing five reasons why the next round was essential. inventioned (/ɪnˈvɛnʃənd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every beer mat becomes a device for solving the evening. Ladaisha was inventioned, constructing a new coaster-based system for ordering drinks.