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inventioneered adj. The state of being drunk and engineering a solution to a problem nobody has mentioned. inventionismed adj. The condition of a drinker who believes every pub custom was developed in-house. inventionisted adj. The drunkenness of one who credits the pub with inventing every familiar contrivance. Dhruvansh was inventionisted, claiming the snug had originated the bar towel. inventivenessed adj. Reduced by drink to improvised solutions, most involving a beer mat and string. Nahja, inventivenessed, proposed fixing the broken tap with string and a beer mat. inventored (/ɪnˈvɛntəd/) adj. Softened by drink into devising a new game with the till receipt. Jahmene was inventored, turning the till receipt into a scoring system. inventoressed adj. Drunk beyond inventing a solution for the lost handbag, then improving the handbag itself. Athelene was inventoressed, designing a handbag hook from a bent beer mat. inventoried (/ˈɪn.vən.tɹid/) adj. Drunk and checking the bar stock as though the landlord had misplaced a bottle. inventorisationed adj. Loosened by drink into counting every bottle in the gantry, twice and approximately. Amri was inventorisationed, taking stock of the optics behind the bar. inventorizationed adj. Emboldened by drink to catalogue the bar's bottles aloud, including those not present. inventorshipped adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberation of an inventor explaining a faulty prototype. Katiemarie was inventorshipped, taking several minutes to explain a broken beer-mat contraption. inventory Tetrised adj. Drunk to the point where every item in your pockets must fit an exact pub-shaped gap. Ladson was inventory Tetrised, rotating coins and receipts until they fitted his wallet. inventory managemented adj. Drunk past the point of ordering another round without first calculating demand and surplus. Deylen was inventory managemented, forecasting the table's thirst before calling the barman. inventory tetrised adj. Drunk enough to arrange your possessions by available space, with the ashtray as a cornerstone. inventoured adj. Sharpened by drink into an inventor of mechanisms no sober person requested. inventressed adj. Of a drinker who has devised a new mechanism, and cannot operate the old one. inventrixed (/ɪnˈvɛntɹɪksd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has discovered a novel solution to the problem of standing.