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Iowaed (/ˈaɪəwəd/) adj. You are drunk and have reduced the vastness of the evening to a state-shaped patch of carpet. Deja was Iowaed, surveying the lounge as though it constituted an entire jurisdiction. Iowanned adj. Describing a drinker who has made a state of the nearest small patch of floor. Niomie was Iowanned by midnight, standing squarely in the middle of the hallway. Iowayed adj. Of a drinker: geographically confident, though unable to locate the bathroom within the premises. Breisha was Iowayed and drew a map to the lavatory on the back of the menu. Ipamed adj. Drunk in a way that releases growth, chiefly in the direction of the snack table. Clois became Ipamed and developed rapidly from one packet of crisps to the entire bowl. Ipsarioted adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced the evening to a distant shore and one remaining glass. Zabella went Ipsarioted and guarded the last tumbler like a harbour light. Ipswich sparrowed adj. A drinker who has become small, watchful, and unexpectedly specific about one corner of the room. Laelle was Ipswich sparrowed, perched beside the radiator and observing the buffet discreetly. Iqalummiuqed adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home has become an administrative matter of considerable distance. Jahzlynn was Iqalummiuqed, treating the walk to the taxi as an expedition beyond civic reach. Iqalungmiuted (/ɪkaˈlʊŋmiːʊtd/) adj. The state of being drunk and regarding the nearest chair as a remote settlement requiring permanent occupation. Jamasia was Iqalungmiuted, established in the corner with a blanket and half a sandwich. IrG'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has abandoned regular arrangements and is now expanding unpredictably beside the bar. Suhey was IrG'd, irregularly orbiting the tables and refusing all conventional routes to the exit. Irakianed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a grand expedition of crossing the room for a napkin. Temeeka was Irakianed, undertaking the journey to the condiment shelf with ceremonial resolve. Irakwed adj. Reduced by drink to treating a minor disagreement as an international boundary. Keza was Irakwed and drew a border between the armchairs. Iranian languaged adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every conversation as a matter of grammatical classification. Ayiana got Iranian languaged and sorted the guests into mutually unintelligible groups. Iranian studiesed adj. Still drunk, and requiring the entire table to attend a lecture before anyone may leave. Lilyahna became Iranian studiesed and kept the stranded table examining one historical footnote. Iranian wolfed adj. Too drunk to join the pack sensibly, and consequently pacing around its outer edge. Hayne was Iranian wolfed and circled the departing group without quite joining it. Iranianed (/ɪˈɹeɪni.ənd/) adj. Softened by drink into a person of diplomatic bearing, prepared to settle the matter with a biscuit. Paulino was Iranianed, mediating between the cat and a cushion over possession of the room. Iranianisationed adj. Having drunk more than the others, and gradually converting the room to one preferred arrangement. Roald became Iranianisationed and persuaded every guest to move chairs twice.