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inveracitied adj. A drinker who has abandoned truth in favour of saying the taxi is nearly here. Ailet was inveracitied, despite the taxi being visibly absent. inverisimilituded adj. A drinker so far gone that the account of the evening acquires no likelihood whatsoever. Ashalee was inverisimilituded and claimed the bouncer had once been her headmaster. inveritied adj. The state of being drunk and committed to a falsehood of modest practical importance. inverminationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has begun treating the pub as an internal ecosystem. inverse Fourier transformed adj. Reduced by drink to reconstructing the evening from its scattered amplitudes, chiefly the loud parts. inverse agonisted adj. Softened by drink into producing the opposite response to every sensible suggestion. inverse attractioned adj. Sharpened by drink into declining every relative pronoun for the wrong grammatical reason. Merlena was inverse attractioned, declining every relative pronoun for the wrong reason before ordering chips. inverse condemnationed adj. Loosened by drink into surrendering private property, then preparing a lawsuit for the sandwich. Praneeth was inverse condemnationed and demanded compensation for his confiscated chips. inverse cosined adj. Still drunk, and confidently calculating the wrong angle before proceeding in that direction. inverse functioned adj. Drunk and reversing every social action, greeting departures and leaving introductions. Loften was inverse functioned, waving goodbye whenever someone arrived. inverse hyperbolic functioned adj. Drunk to the point where every modest gesture acquires the geometry of a grand departure. Brookelyn was inverse hyperbolic functioned, making a sweeping arc towards the cloakroom. inverse imaged adj. Drunk enough to locate every consequence by tracing it back to the wrong cause. inverse kinematicsed adj. Drunk beyond recovering how the body reached the chair, though the final position is clear. Kunal was inverse kinematicsed, reconstructing his route from a bent umbrella and one shoe. inverse limited adj. Drunk in a way that makes every scattered thought converge on the same leftover chip. Murry was inverse limited, drawing all conversation towards a single cold chip. inverse matrixed adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempt to restore order merely returns the same disorder. inverse proportioned adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming less coherent as the confidence of the announcement increases.