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inversionismed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the room revise its assumptions about what the evening is for. Claytie became inversionismed and turned an ordinary dinner into an unexpectedly tender conversation. inversionisted adj. Drunk, with the result that every object is put where its opposite would normally be. Mckenzee got inversionisted and placed the empty glasses beside the coats for collection. inversive geometried adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every circle of conversation into a route through adjoining circles. Shanyla went inversive geometried, carrying Trezure from one conversation to the next without breaking contact. inversused adj. Drunk to the extent of delivering the concluding remark first, leaving the company to reconstruct the evening. invert sugared (/ˈɪnvɜː(ɹ)t ˈʃʊɡə(ɹ)d/) adj. A drinker who has become an equal mixture of sweetness and sudden reversal. invertabilitied adj. Of a drinker: capable of being turned round, provided someone remembers the original orientation. invertased adj. Drunk by the third round, and softening every hard opinion into something the table can swallow. Shiree became invertased and persuaded Chasia that the disputed arrangement was probably acceptable. invertasomed adj. Drunk by closing time, and reversing the order of events whenever questioned by friends. Passionate grew invertasomed and insisted Lynnette had left after the taxi, not before it. invertebracied adj. Still drunk, and without the backbone to contradict anyone who offers another round. invertebraed adj. Too drunk to maintain a backbone, relying on nearby companions whenever conversation or movement requires support. Fracisco was invertebraed by midnight, leaning on Darelene to reach the quieter room. invertebrated (/ɪnˈvəːtɪbrətd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to surrender all backbone, allowing the group to carry both the person and the decision. Fatma became invertebrated and let Kensey choose the route, the restaurant, and the apology. inverted (/ɪnˈvɜːtd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a questionable arch, and expecting the people beneath it to provide structural support. Gerardine became inverted against the doorway, requiring Delilah to support both her and the conversation. inverted Jennied adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a small historical distinction for urgent business affecting everyone present. inverted breved adj. Having drunk more than a mark can bear, placing every brief remark upside down in meaning. inverted careted adj. You have drunk enough to point emphatically at the wrong person whenever responsibility is discussed. Jasnoor became inverted careted and indicated Crisanto whenever anyone mentioned the missing glasses. inverted circumflexed adj. Drunk to the point where your voice dips at precisely the wrong moments.