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inverted commaed adj. Drunk enough to open every remark with quotation marks and close none of them. Courtland got inverted commaed and began placing imaginary quotation marks around the menu. inverted exclamation pointed adj. Drunk past the point of putting the excitement before the sentence has begun.
inverted hatted adj. Drunk beyond keeping the little roof over a letter the right way up. Thijs was inverted hatted and corrected the accents on the drinks list. inverted indexed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the search terms decide what the conversation is about. Makaiyah got inverted indexed and answered questions by their most searchable words. inverted interrobanged adj. Drunk, with the result that every question arrives already astonished. inverted palled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the room acquire a covering from the wrong direction. inverted pentagramed adj. Drunk to the extent of arranging five points, one downward, before attempting the bill. Travonte became inverted pentagramed and positioned five beer mats with quiet precision. inverted pyramided adj. Drunk on the strength of giving the important part first, then supplying circumstances nobody requested. Zhair got inverted pyramided and led with the conclusion before explaining the taxi. inverted question marked adj. Drunk in a way that places the enquiry before its premises, leaving the answer to assemble itself afterwards. inverted river deltaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and widening inland while presenting a narrow front to the room. Nariman was inverted river deltaed, broad in private explanations and narrow at the bar. inverted rowed adj. Drunk by closing time, and pulling upwards while insisting this counted as progress. inverted snobberied adj. Still drunk, and dismissing the expensive option on principle, particularly when it is yours. Umesh became inverted snobberied and apologised for the quality of his own whisky. inverted sugared adj. Too drunk to break sweetness down in the ordinary direction. Shantela was inverted sugared and treated the dessert as a chemical process. inverted totalitarianismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to let the bill make all political decisions. Khristiana got inverted totalitarianismed and allowed the restaurant to determine public policy. invertednessed adj. Having drunk enough to regard every ordinary arrangement as provisional and upside down. Copper became invertednessed and turned the place mat over to inspect its underside.
invertended adj. Having drunk more than the object of inversion can reasonably undergo. Abryella was invertended and attempted to reverse the order of the evening.