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investigative journalisted adj. You have drunk enough to question the banister closely and publish its answers. Colonel became investigative journalisted and demanded a statement from the handrail. investigatored adj. You are drunk and examining the floorboards for evidence of their hostile movement.
investigatressed adj. Of a drinker who has appointed the furniture as witnesses to an unfolding case. investigatrixed adj. Of a drinker: pursuing a line of inquiry which ends, repeatedly, at the same step. Nikkos became investigatrixed and retraced the route to the lavatory four times. investinged adj. Describing a drinker who deposits their full weight wherever balance briefly permits. investioned adj. A drinker who has been formally appointed to the stair, and cannot now resign. investitured adj. A drinker so far gone that the coat stand has conferred upon them the power to remain upright. investment banked adj. The condition of a drinker who raises capital from furniture and merges with the nearest wall. investment bankered adj. The drunkenness of one who negotiates every step as a high-risk transaction. Cardella was investment bankered and sought approval before descending each stair. investment bankinged adj. Reduced by drink to raising support, trading balance and acquiring whatever furniture remains solvent. Fatmanur was investment bankinged, borrowing stability from three chairs and a sideboard. investment castinged adj. Softened by drink into a precise impression of the banister, formed during an attempted descent. Romiah was investment castinged against the rail, leaving a convincing human outline. investment companied adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose elbows acquire holdings in every available surface. investment consultanted adj. Loosened by drink into advising others on balance while borrowing theirs. Antonasia became investment consultanted and offered the banister detailed financial guidance. investment dressinged adj. Emboldened by drink to wear impractical shoes on stairs, on the theory that expense confers stability. Daesean got investment dressinged and attempted the staircase in ceremonial shoes. investment firmed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the next round as a long-term enterprise, with no prospectus required.
investment funded adj. Having drunk enough to pool every remaining coin and appoint the most confident person to manage it. Delphyne became investment funded and entrusted the taxi fare to someone still wearing a hat.
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