Iranianismed
Iranophiled

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Iranianismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a private preference into a principle by which everyone else must live. Niclole became Iranianismed and reorganised the evening around a principle nobody had proposed. Iranianisted adj. Having drunk enough to treat every anecdote at the table as evidence for a theory. Florane got Iranianisted and made the entire table supply examples for his argument.
Iranianizationed adj. Slowed by drink to a gradual, irreversible change of state, with no one able to identify the exact moment. Glanda grew Iranianizationed between the bar and the stairs, becoming steadily less portable. Iraniannessed adj. You are drunk and have acquired an extremely specific quality which everyone else must acknowledge. Unborn was Iraniannessed and asked each guest to confirm the distinction personally. Iranic languaged adj. Of a drinker: every exchange has divided into several registers, none of them useful to companions. Brucelee became Iranic languaged and gave each friend a different version of the same story. Iranicisted (/ɪəɻɔːnɪsɪstd/) adj. Of a drinker who has appointed the room an object of linguistic investigation. Quanesha got Iranicisted and questioned the guests about every word they used. Iranicitied adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired an indefinable quality and expects witnesses to agree. Shaday became Iranicitied and asked the bar staff to identify the change. Iranied adj. Drunk and solemnly misplacing ordinary objects in places of considerable personal importance. Amaleah was Iranied, delivering the house keys to the fruit bowl with ceremony. Iranificationed adj. A drinker who gradually makes the entire conversation conform to one increasingly narrow subject. Bunyan got Iranificationed and redirected every remark until the group gave up. Iranismed adj. A drinker so far gone that the departing guests are mistaken for a delegation requiring a formal farewell. Taeyang became Iranismed and delivered a national address to three people ordering taxis. Iranisted adj. The state of being drunk and requiring the evening's history to be reconstructed aloud. Lynnlee was Iranisted and made the entire group establish what had happened since seven. Iranisticsed adj. The condition of a drinker who turns every companion into a source and every recollection into evidence. Elsie-rai became Iranisticsed and interviewed the guests about their differing memories. Iranizationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has absorbed the room's conversation and redistributed it in a new order. Aryo got Iranizationed and rearranged everyone's account of the evening. Iranologied adj. Softened by drink into a long, agreeable account of places, dates and people nobody can verify. Geovani got Iranologied and kept the group seated through an uncertain chronology. Iranologisted adj. Reduced by drink to explaining an entire region through one increasingly unreliable anecdote. Artavious became Iranologisted and held the departing guests for one final anecdote.
Iranophiled adj. Sharpened by drink into praising one subject so precisely that every companion feels examined. Nehamiah became Iranophiled and found a cultural significance in each guest's choice of drink.
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