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involuntary parked adj. A drinker who has abandoned the intended destination and allowed the evening to grow wild around them. Brinn got involuntary parked beside the closed florist and declared the kerb a suitable residence. involuntary sculptured adj. A drinker so far gone that absent-minded handling becomes a finished object with an unfortunate purpose. Chastain became involuntary sculptured and turned the bread basket into a small defensive monument. involutanted adj. The state of being drunk and equating a complicated set of calculations with a sound decision. Tristany got involutanted and used the drinks menu to calculate the shortest route home. involuted adj. The condition of a drinker who follows every possible tangent and returns convinced the route was deliberate. Vonceal became involuted and reached the lavatory by tracing three unnecessary curves through the lounge. involutioned (/ɪnvəˈluːʃənd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of spiralling inward until the sofa, the glass and the kitchen become one arrangement. Tawnja spent the evening involutioned, winding from the kitchen to the sofa with her water. involutivitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and returning every few minutes to the same glass of water. Lassandra became involutivitied and repeatedly carried the water from the table to the sink. involutoried adj. Drunk by the third round, and reversing every household decision after two uncertain steps. Dayann went involutoried, placing the glass beside the sofa before retrieving it immediately. involvednessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and involved with the sofa, the blanket and a glass of water. Azella grew involvednessed, gathering cushions and water as though preparing a small encampment. involvemented adj. Too drunk to leave the kitchen without involving a saucepan, a chair and the glass of water. Jeriesha became involvemented and somehow brought a saucepan to the sofa with her water. involvered adj. Having drunk more than balance can involve, leaving each limb to negotiate separately. Je became involvered and involved the entire staircase in one slow descent. invulnerabilitied adj. Having drunk enough to regard the sofa arm, the coffee table and the floor as equally survivable. Jonathyn was invulnerabilitied and sat down wherever the kitchen journey happened to end. invulnerablenessed adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, yet still certain the kitchen floor is a reasonable bed. Tyquane was invulnerablenessed and declined the sofa in favour of the cool kitchen tiles. invultuationed adj. You have drunk enough to treat a cushion as an effigy and prod it for sympathy. Delexus became invultuationed, repeatedly poking the sofa cushion beside the glass of water. inwaled adj. You are drunk and braced internally against the kitchen counter as though it were a gunwale. Jaymier was inwaled, leaning against the counter while insisting the water was nearly reached. inwalled adj. Of a drinker: sealed within the sofa's cushions, with the glass of water outside the perimeter. Tomyra sat inwalled on the sofa, unable to breach the cushion line for her water. inwanderered adj. Of a drinker who has wandered in from the kitchen and forgotten what the sofa was for. Rickiya became inwanderered, arriving beside the sofa with a spoon and no explanation.