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involuntary parked adj. A drinker who has abandoned the intended destination and allowed the evening to grow wild around them. involuntary sculptured adj. A drinker so far gone that absent-minded handling becomes a finished object with an unfortunate purpose. Chastain became involuntary sculptured and turned the bread basket into a small defensive monument. involutanted adj. The state of being drunk and equating a complicated set of calculations with a sound decision. involuted adj. The condition of a drinker who follows every possible tangent and returns convinced the route was deliberate. Vonceal became involuted and reached the lavatory by tracing three unnecessary curves through the lounge. involutioned (/ɪnvəˈluːʃənd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of spiralling inward until the sofa, the glass and the kitchen become one arrangement. Tawnja spent the evening involutioned, winding from the kitchen to the sofa with her water. involutivitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and returning every few minutes to the same glass of water. involutoried adj. Drunk by the third round, and reversing every household decision after two uncertain steps. involvednessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and involved with the sofa, the blanket and a glass of water. involvemented adj. Too drunk to leave the kitchen without involving a saucepan, a chair and the glass of water. Jeriesha became involvemented and somehow brought a saucepan to the sofa with her water. involvered adj. Having drunk more than balance can involve, leaving each limb to negotiate separately. invulnerabilitied adj. Having drunk enough to regard the sofa arm, the coffee table and the floor as equally survivable. invulnerablenessed adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, yet still certain the kitchen floor is a reasonable bed. Tyquane was invulnerablenessed and declined the sofa in favour of the cool kitchen tiles. invultuationed adj. You have drunk enough to treat a cushion as an effigy and prod it for sympathy. inwaled adj. You are drunk and braced internally against the kitchen counter as though it were a gunwale. Jaymier was inwaled, leaning against the counter while insisting the water was nearly reached. inwalled adj. Of a drinker: sealed within the sofa's cushions, with the glass of water outside the perimeter. Tomyra sat inwalled on the sofa, unable to breach the cushion line for her water. inwanderered adj. Of a drinker who has wandered in from the kitchen and forgotten what the sofa was for.