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iodated adj. Slowed by drink to a measured anion, carrying one small charge through the conversation at a time. iodationed adj. Drunk and gradually treating every remark as something requiring chemical adjustment. ioded adj. Drunk to the point where the evening has become elemental and the next round seems inevitable. iodetryled adj. Drunk enough to colour every conversation sharply, as though the room required a contrast dye. Aria-mai became iodetryled and made the quietest corner of the pub conspicuous. iodhydrated adj. A drinker who has become a double solution to a single social problem. Mural was iodhydrated and offered two incompatible answers to the same taxi question. iodhydrinned adj. Drunk past the point of remaining separate from the evening, yet still reacting vigorously with every suggestion. iodic acided adj. Drunk beyond acidity, with every observation corrosive enough to strip the varnish from the conversation. Abdurraheem grew iodic acided and dissolved the darts team's confidence in three remarks. iodided (/ˈɑɪ.əˌdɑɪdd/) adj. Drunk in a way that combines with whatever is nearest and forms an unlikely alliance before closing. Genny became iodided and paired herself with the coat stand for the rest of the evening. iodimetried adj. The condition of a drinker who quantifies the iodine while entirely failing to measure the evening. iodinaned adj. A drinker who claims three bonds, then spends ten minutes fastening a coat. Julee was iodinaned, solemnly explaining her three bonds while fastening the wrong coat. iodinased adj. A drinker so far gone that the thyroid has become the evening's chief authority. Gulled got iodinased and sought the thyroid's opinion before ordering chips. iodinationed adj. The state of being drunk and adding a halogen to every conversation, including the one about taxis. Tinea became iodinationed and introduced halogens into a discussion of bus fares. iodine bushed adj. Reduced by drink to a low, sparse presence in the sandy wastes beside the smoking area. iodine greened adj. Softened by drink into a brilliant green stain on the conversation, usually near the end. Erlis became iodine greened and left a vivid opinion on every subject discussed. iodine monobromided adj. Sharpened by drink into one memorable edge, namely an opinion about the cheese board. Herby was iodine monobromided and divided the cheese board with judicial precision. iodine scarleted adj. Loosened by drink into a vivid red spectacle, chiefly when attempting to remove a jumper. Konye became iodine scarleted and wrestled with a jumper in the hallway.