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iodoperoxidased adj. A drinker so far gone that every attempt at coordination catalyses another small disaster. Jewlius became iodoperoxidased while putting on his coat, producing three new problems. iodophenoled adj. The state of being drunk and repeatedly changing colour at the mention of the stairs. iodophenpropited (/aɪˌɒdəʊˈfɛnpɹəpɪtd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who maps every sensation in the body except where the feet are. Brandasia was iodophenpropited, describing her pulse while missing the bottom step. iodophenyled adj. The drunkenness of one who extends each gesture beyond its intended destination. Asanti was iodophenyled, reaching for the glass and finding the lamp instead. iodophiled adj. Reduced by drink to a person with an unmistakable affinity for the nearest coloured surface. Miu became iodophiled and leaned against the yellow wall for the rest of the evening. iodophiliaed adj. Softened by drink into an affectionate attraction towards anything that might hold you upright. Lyth went iodophiliaed and embraced the coat stand before attempting the stairs. iodophilicitied adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise preference for the most supportive object in the room. iodophored adj. Loosened by drink into a complex arrangement which releases its limbs gradually and without warning. iodophthaleined adj. Emboldened by drink to diagnose the room aloud while missing the obvious step beneath you. iodopovidoned adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each instruction requires time to dissolve. iodopropaned adj. Drunk and proceeding by one of two equally plausible routes, neither of which reaches the landing. Charlei went iodopropaned downstairs, alternating between the rail and the wall. iodopropynyled adj. Having drunk more than one round, and now treating the iodine atom as a missing companion. iodopsinned adj. You have drunk enough to see every coat, sign and streetlamp in a different colour. Shauntel got iodopsinned and sorted the cloakroom tickets by colours nobody else could see. iodopyraceted adj. You are drunk and treating the journey home as a diagnostic procedure. Caiden was iodopyraceted, assessing each bus stop homeward as though it required clinical review. iodopyrazined adj. Of a drinker: divided into neat little squares, each containing a separate account of the evening. Milvin was iodopyrazined, giving each round its own compartment and refusing to combine the evidence. iodopyridined adj. Of a drinker who has turned the route home into a series of small, aromatic detours. Lajayceon had iodopyridined before leaving, pausing at every doorway to reconsider the map.