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iodosyled adj. Drunk enough to emit one clear instruction, which is invariably another round. Carolette was iodosyled by closing time, pointing towards the bar with a single luminous purpose. iodotanninned adj. Drunk past the point of soft furnishings, becoming firm, bitter and difficult to remove from the bar. iodotherapied adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which another round is considered treatment rather than cause. Dougie was iodotherapied and prescribed a slow walk home for symptoms acquired during the previous round. iodothiouraciled adj. Drunk in a way that makes every coat, ticket and taxi appear diagnostically significant. Carlett was iodothiouraciled, examining the cloakroom ticket as though it contained the route home. iodothymoled adj. Drunk, with the result that every familiar smell on the journey home becomes an occasion for recognition. iodothyrined adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the journey home seem a longstanding remedy for everything. Jamirion was iodothyrined, explaining that a slow walk and one final drink had historically solved most matters. iodothyrinned adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has been reduced to a sheepish remedy for every complaint. iodothyronined adj. The state of being drunk and chemically inclined to mistake every complaint for a glandular deficiency. Icker grew iodothyronined and took the pub's silence for evidence of hormonal imbalance. iodotrimethylsilaned adj. The condition of a drinker who has become highly reactive, volatile, and needlessly interested in silicon. iodotyrosined adj. The drunkenness of one who has made an intermediate stage of every conversation and refuses to reach the conclusion. Bettilou became iodotyrosined and treated each unfinished anecdote as a necessary biosynthetic step. iodouraciled adj. Reduced by drink to the condition of a provisional letter, repeatedly inserted where no correspondence exists. iodous acided adj. Softened by drink into a merely hypothetical substance, discussed confidently despite never having existed. Carlecia became iodous acided and offered conjectural explanations for the pub's missing umbrella. iodoxamic acided adj. Sharpened by drink into a contrast medium of such intensity that every ordinary object appears diagnostically suspect. Demarquise grew iodoxamic acided and examined the fruit bowl for hidden pathology. iodoxoled adj. Loosened by drink into a small, unstable ring, with three points of contact and no reliable exit. Rodre became iodoxoled and circled three bar stools without finding the fourth side of the conversation. iodoxybenzoic acided adj. Emboldened by drink to oxidise every social error into a more powerful and less reversible one. iodozoned adj. The drunkenness of one who has become antiseptic in theory and unsanitary in practice. Sheere grew iodozoned and attempted to disinfect the table with a damp beer mat.