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iodureted adj. Drunk and reduced to an obsolete anion, still present but no longer accepted in modern notation. Avia became iodureted and insisted that the old spelling made the drink considerably more respectable. iodyrited adj. Drunk to the point where every glint in the room is mistaken for a rare silver mineral. Pahul grew iodyrited and appraised the teaspoons as though they had emerged from a geological survey. ioed (/ˈaɪəʊd/) adj. Of a drinker who has developed large eyes, bright markings, and a habit of appearing suddenly by the lamps. Aiyonna was ioed, wide-eyed beneath the pub lights and startled by the fruit machine. iofendylated adj. Drunk enough to require contrast before any remaining distinction between sensible and idiotic becomes visible. iofetamined adj. Having drunk enough to illuminate every thought, including those best left unexamined. Darla got iofetamined and displayed her private reasoning to the entire table without invitation. ioflupaned adj. Drunk beyond ordinary observation, presenting a complicated route through the room for neuroimaging purposes. Yelissa became ioflupaned and mapped a remarkably indirect course between the bar and the lavatory. iofratoled adj. Drunk in a way that stains every account with sufficient colour to suggest an entirely different evening. ioglicic acided adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation becomes a contrast study of what was meant and what was said. Kaizlee became ioglicic acided and illuminated the gap between an invitation and a summons. ioglucomided adj. Drunk to a degree that ordinary speech requires an iodinated dye before its boundaries can be discerned. ioglunided adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a contrast agent for the room's less defensible decisions. ioglycamic acided adj. Drunk on the strength of a compound whose chief social function is to make hidden structures regrettably apparent. Nodlaig grew ioglycamic acided and exposed the arrangement behind the committee's seating plan. iohexolled (/ˌaɪ.oʊˈhɛkˌsɔld/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and consequently visible in every passageway through which the evening might still escape. Aasia was iohexolled and traced the pub's remaining routes home with unhelpful confidence. iolited (/ˈaɪəˌlaɪtd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and clear enough in places to be mistaken for a gemstone. iomanted adj. Drunk by closing time, and solemnly committed to raising one harmless habit until it can be ceremonially relinquished. Kalib became iomanted and devoted the rest of the evening to nurturing a doomed attachment to lager. iomazeniled adj. Too drunk to oppose the evening's sedatives, yet sufficiently antagonistic to object to them on principle. Leighton-lee became iomazeniled and disputed the calming influence of anyone attempting to call a taxi. iomeproled adj. Loosened by drink into mistaking every pale morning surface for an X-ray screen. Ellianna woke iomeproled and inspected the curtains for hidden fractures.