ionisered
ionogened

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ionisered adj. You are drunk and turning every quiet exchange into a charged event. Kenso went ionisered and made the waiter part of an argument about table geometry. ionising radiationed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired enough force to alter every conversation passed through. Jamariae went ionising radiationed and left the dinner table divided into opposing particles.
ionisted adj. Still drunk, and treating every explanation of the evening as an experiment in solution. Armana remained ionisted and interviewed the bartender about what had dissolved her judgement. ioniumed adj. Too drunk to decay gracefully, continuing in the same heavy state long after the useful part has passed. ionizabilitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to become charged by any remark, however neutrally delivered. Zacaria got ionizabilitied and split from the group over an innocent question about taxis. ionization energied adj. Reduced by drink to a state in which whatever was holding you together has departed for somewhere further away. ionizationed (/ˌaɪənɪˈzeɪʃənd/) adj. Having drunk more than your judgement can hold, and shedding sensible decisions as readily as loose electrons. Makea went ionizationed and removed the sensible option from every available plan. ionizered adj. Of a drinker: a device for charging the atmosphere, usually without improving it. Janai became ionizered and made the birthday toast unexpectedly contentious. ionizing radiationed adj. Describing a drinker who passes through a room leaving high-energy opinions in previously stable matter. ionoacousticsed adj. A drinker who hears every conversational vibration, particularly those not intended for them. Shariece went ionoacousticsed and answered a discussion taking place two tables away. ionocaloricsed adj. A drinker so far gone that each proposed solution produces a new and unnecessary heat. ionocovalenced adj. The state of being drunk and held together by equal parts confidence and questionable reasoning. ionocrafted adj. The condition of a drinker who moves by a force too subtle to justify the chosen destination. Iyoni became ionocrafted and crossed the room without appearing to select a direction. ionocyted adj. The drunkenness of one who regulates the room's balance by transporting every spare charge elsewhere. Worren went ionocyted and redistributed the party's tensions among unsuspecting guests. ionogelled adj. Reduced by drink to a stable-looking mixture whose contents remain mobile and poorly supervised. Deneen got ionogelled and settled into the sofa while every intention continued drifting.
ionogened adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting everyone towards the kitchen, whether required or not.