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ionosonded adj. Reduced by drink to sending repeated signals into the kitchen and measuring the unlikely height of each response. ionosorptioned adj. Softened by drink into absorbing every loose ion, crumb and household obligation encountered on the way to bed. Radame became ionosorptioned beside the sofa, collecting crumbs without noticing them. ionosphered adj. Sharpened by drink into a high, distant domestic atmosphere in which the kitchen seems several kilometres below. Jadaisha was ionosphered on the sofa, speaking from an altitude inaccessible to ordinary conversation. ionospheristed adj. Loosened by drink into a person who studies the upper atmosphere from the sofa, using the television as equipment. Grayton became ionospheristed and surveyed the ceiling for signs of atmospheric activity. ionotropied adj. Emboldened by drink to redistribute every household charge, leaving the argument beside the sink and the apology on the sofa. iontophoresised adj. Slowed by drink to introducing the idea of water into the system by prolonged contact with the glass. Burnita was iontophoresised, pressing both hands round the glass without taking a sip. iontotherapied adj. Drunk and receiving therapeutic attention from electrodes, cushions or anyone willing to fetch water. Maxandre was iontotherapied on the sofa, with a phone charger and blanket applied externally. iopamidoled adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen, sofa and glass of water require contrast before their boundaries become apparent. Myriane became iopamidoled and asked whether the sofa would show up more clearly under contrast. iopanoic acided (/ˌaɪ.ə.pəˌnoʊ.ɪk ˈæs.ɪdd/) adj. You have drunk enough to demand an X-ray before ordering the next round. Fazeela got iopanoic acided and asked whether the landlord could see the pub through her. iopentoled adj. You are drunk and treating every glass as evidence in a case nobody has brought. Yanesha went iopentoled and inspected the optics of every pint on the bar. iophendylated adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a variant from an original, provided both justify another examination. Anahi grew iophendylated and argued that two spellings constituted separate medical opinions. iopidined (/aɪˈɒpɪdiːnd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can safely accommodate, yet still administering confident advice to everyone nearby. Nelma got iopidined and prescribed patience to a man waiting for his own coat. iopodated (/ˈaɪ.əp.əˌdeɪtd/) adj. Of a drinker: taking the long way round each sentence, as though looking for a clearer image. Jeanelly became iopodated and described the barmaid through several unnecessary qualifications. iopodic acided (/ˌaɪ.oʊˌpɑd.ɪk ˈæs.ɪdd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has dissolved every conversation into a cloudy account of the evening. Maltie went iopodic acided and gave Tyler three versions of the same journey home. iopromided adj. A drinker who has become useful chiefly for making the furniture easier to see. Zephyrus got iopromided and began diagnosing the bar stools by their outlines. iopydoled adj. A drinker so far gone that every pint requires a formal examination before acceptance.