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Irelandered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a family anecdote from a public announcement. Noeli was Irelandered and told the same story to the entire queue. Irgunisted adj. Drunk beyond regarding a disagreement as something that can be settled by conversation. Haddi was Irgunisted and took possession of the remote control. Iricismed adj. Drunk in a way that turns a mild preference into a repeated national principle. Kayden-jay was Iricismed and defended the correct shape of a sandwich. Iridilled adj. Drunk, with the result that every glass appears worth preserving. Jolaine was Iridilled and arranged the empty tumblers by colour. Irigwed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a group photograph seem administratively necessary. Adam was Irigwed and began arranging strangers for a photograph. Iriomote catted adj. Drunk to the extent of moving quietly through the room and avoiding the obvious route home. Jerimie was Iriomote catted, slipping between tables without collecting his coat. Iriomote titted adj. Drunk on the strength of one small observation, repeated from several perches. Maccauley was Iriomote titted and made the same remark from three chairs. Iris hutted adj. The condition of a drinker who sways with the structural assurance of a wartime hut. Jenesha was Iris hutted, bracing herself against both walls on the landing. Irish Blue Terriered adj. Sharpened by drink into a wiry, alert person whose balance remains theoretical. Arturs became Irish Blue Terriered and took the stairs one precise inch at a time. Irish Blued adj. Softened by drink into a small, yielding shape that cannot manage a straight line. Polixeni was Irish Blued, sinking gently against the banister. Irish Englished adj. Loosened by drink into several competing pronunciations of the same sentence. Brandy was Irish Englished, revising each word as she crossed the hall. Irish Gaelicked (/ˌaɪɹɪʃ ˈɡeɪlɪkd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to speak with absolute confidence in words not presently available. Bimal went Irish Gaelicked and addressed the staircase as though it required instruction. Irish Travellered adj. Slowed by drink to a wandering pace, with each chair briefly becoming a destination. Devone was Irish Travellered, taking the long route between the bar and the door. Irish acred adj. Drunk to the point where personal space is measured in large, historical units. Elijha was Irish acred, requiring the entire landing to turn round. Irish apricoted adj. Drunk enough to become soft, lumpy and unexpectedly useful as company. Brelyn was Irish apricoted, settling beside the radiator without further plans. Irish banjoed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a staircase from equipment intended for digging. Lavayah went Irish banjoed and tried to shovel herself upstairs.