iopydoned
iotizationed

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iopydoned adj. Reduced by drink to a contrast medium, visible chiefly when someone asks where you have gone. Astrin became iopydoned and was located only after appearing beside the kitchen light. ioquaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken a small shell for legal tender at the bar. Dotsie got ioquaed and offered a shell for two ciders.
ioraed adj. The drunkenness of one who keeps flitting between conversations, never landing for long. Naudica was ioraed, moving from the darts board to the snug without finishing a sentence. iosised adj. Reduced by drink to a red-faced final stage, with every minor disagreement treated as alchemical. iota adscripted adj. Sharpened by drink into adding a small, unnecessary remark beside every proper one. Amauria got iota adscripted and annotated each of Merrill's sentences from the next stool. iota subscripted adj. Loosened by drink into muttering the missing lower part of every word. Jazmynne became iota subscripted and supplied quiet endings beneath the karaoke lyrics. iotacismed adj. Emboldened by drink to pronounce every vowel as though the pub had adopted one sound. Doxie went iotacismed and rendered the whole quiz in variations of one bright vowel. iotacismused adj. Drunk and converting every sound in the snug into an extended version of one vowel. Jemond went iotacismused and sang the chorus using one note throughout. iotacisted adj. Drunk to the point where every vowel has acquired a devoted single-mindedness. Lenley iotacisted over the vowels, giving each one a separate pronunciation. iotaed (/aɪˈəʊtəd/) adj. Softened by drink into the smallest possible contribution to any conversation. iotalamic acided adj. Drunk past the point of seeing a pint clearly, yet still prepared to assess its outline. iotationed (/aɪəʊˈteɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary speech, with every consonant softened by contact with the next. Burie became iotationed and made the word 'crisps' unexpectedly elaborate. iothalamated adj. Drunk, with the result that every opinion has acquired a different salt and a separate certificate. iothioned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a simple drink seem like a small hydrocarbon experiment. iotisationed adj. Drunk to the extent of softening every hard sound until even the last order sounds agreeable. Waryam got iotisationed and made the closing-time announcement sound like a suggestion.
iotizationed adj. The state of being drunk and turning every small vowel into a constitutional matter. Larene became iotizationed and held forth on the proper pronunciation of a name nobody had asked about.