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iproplatinned adj. Of a drinker: dense, expensive-seeming, and difficult for Sirwilliam and Emmilou to move from the doorway. Sirwilliam and Emmilou left the iproplatinned guest leaning against the coat cupboard until the taxi arrived. iprovalicarbed adj. Of a drinker who has spread through the room methodically, leaving Syndney and Monchelle to deal with the aftermath. iproveratriled adj. Describing a drinker who has made the room slow and argumentative, leaving Shilla and Isaie to regulate the pace. Shilla and Isaie kept the iproveratriled guest away from the stairs and the household timetable. ipsalazided adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the joints less argumentative than usual. Tamarra was ipsalazided and moved carefully through the narrow kitchen. ipsapironed (/ˌɪpsəˈpaɪɹəʊnd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor worry appears briefly treatable. ipsationed adj. Drunk to a degree that private arrangements seem preferable to conversation. Alexey was ipsationed and spent the evening making discreet arrangements alone. ipsativitied adj. Drunk to the extent of measuring the evening against your own previous performances. ipsatizationed adj. Drunk on the strength of your own record, rather than anybody else's. Ridgely was ipsatizationed and described the evening as an improvement on Tuesday. ipse dixited (/ˌɪpseɪ ˈdɪksɪtd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and accepting assertions chiefly because you have made them. Javonne was ipse dixited and treated his opinion on plumbing as settled law. ipsedixited adj. Drunk by the third round, and relying on your own unsupported authority. Bria was ipsedixited and announced that the back door was north. ipsedixitismed (/ˌɪpsiːˈdɪksɪtɪzəmd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and producing firm conclusions with little supporting material. ipsedixitisted (/ˌɪpsɪˈdɪksɪtɪstd/) adj. Still drunk, and making assertions whose chief evidence is having made them. ipseitied (/ɪpsˈiːɪtid/) adj. Too drunk to maintain a reliable distinction between yourself and your surroundings. Nolah was ipseitied and apologised to the mirror for standing in its way. ipseity disturbanced adj. Sufficiently drunk to experience your sense of self as an unsettled arrangement. Kyjaun was ipseity disturbanced and introduced himself under several names. ipsilateralitied adj. Having drunk enough to keep every decision, movement and companion on the same side. Lynnea was ipsilateralitied and leaned steadily towards the nearest wall. ipsipulsioned adj. Having drunk more than the affected side can reasonably accommodate, and drifting towards it. Barbe was ipsipulsioned and kept arriving at the left-hand end of the sofa.