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iranited adj. Having drunk more than the body can hold in a stable arrangement, and displaying the full composition on the stairs. iraqited adj. You have drunk enough to glow with confidence while moving in a distinctly hazardous colour. irarsited adj. You are drunk and composed of several competing metals, none of them responsible for steering. Kara-lee became irarsited and negotiated the staircase with six separate intentions. irascibilitied adj. Of a drinker: increasingly short-tempered with gravity, handrails, and anyone mentioning the stairs. Demiana got irascibilitied when the banister suggested a slower descent. irasciblenessed adj. Of a drinker who has lost patience with balance and now quarrels with the floor. Trinady was irasciblenessed, arguing with the carpet after missing the landing. irasered adj. Describing a drinker who passes through the room in a narrow, invisible beam, striking obstacles precisely. iratenessed adj. A drinker who treats every loss of balance as a personal insult from the architecture. Jannice became iratenessed when the landing failed to meet her foot. irationed adj. A drinker so far gone that each attempt to stand becomes an act of creation. Xayvier was irationed, inventing new methods of rising from the pub floor. iratumumabed adj. The state of being drunk and treating every bodily signal as an adversary to be neutralised. Ruwaida was iratumumabed, blocking every sensible instruction her legs supplied. iravadiided adj. The condition of a drinker who advances slowly, carrying the entire evening in a hard little shell. irbesartanned adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a firm arrangement with gravity and cannot now revise it. irbised adj. Reduced by drink to a large mountain animal: silent, sure-footed in theory, and badly placed on ordinary stairs. irciniastatinned adj. Softened by drink into a potent, slow-moving substance best kept away from delicate furniture. ired (/aɪ.ə(ɹ)d/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who treats every corner and stair edge as a tactical instrument. irefulnessed adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the staircase, the handrail, and the laws of balance together. Jaksyn became irefulnessed and declared the top landing reachable without assistance. irenarched (/ˈaɪɹɪnɑː(ɹ)kd/) adj. Drunk and appointed guardian of the peace between the body and the staircase. Kirtus became irenarched and restored order by placing one foot on the landing.