irened
iridectomied

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irened (/ˈaɪɹiːnd/) adj. Drunk to the point where balance evaporates into a sharp, hydrocarbon-like urgency. Aveya became irened and descended the stairs with a pungent sense of inevitability. irenicismed adj. Drunk enough to reconcile the left foot with the right, if only for one stair at a time. Zephaniah got irenicismed and brought both feet to an amicable arrangement on the landing.
ireniconned adj. You are drunk and drafting peace terms for the argument over whose round it is. irenicsed adj. Of a drinker who has made dispute resolution the principal business after the coats come out. irenided adj. Describing a drinker who has taken to the air whenever the bill is mentioned. Ulva went irenided and fluttered away from the argument about splitting the round. irenologied adj. A drinker who has turned the peaceful conclusion of every quarrel into a field of study. Marouane got irenologied and examined the last-orders dispute from every angle. iresined adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home has acquired flowers, stems, and an unreasonable tenderness. Lillyrose became iresined and arranged the cloakroom tickets like a small garden. irestoned adj. The state of being drunk and as immovable as the hardest rock when asked to leave. Jesselynn stood irestoned beside the bar long after the final bell. irezumied adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired permanent-looking memories of every round and coat hook. irgasanned adj. The drunkenness of one who has become antiseptic about the evidence left on the way home. Johnnye was irgasanned and methodically sanitised the table before putting on his coat. irhtemited adj. Reduced by drink to a mineral specimen, pale, fixed, and awaiting collection at closing time. Kennedee stood irhtemited by the till while the staff counted the glasses. iridalgiaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a painful awareness that the bar has stopped serving. Tariana became iridalgiaed when last orders were called without consultation. iridarsenited adj. Loosened by drink into a grey, heavy conversational mineral, difficult to shift towards the door. iridated adj. Emboldened by drink to make the final round chemically more important than it is. iridectomed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a delicate operation whenever the coat must be removed.
iridectomied adj. Drunk and gradually losing all interest in the visual details of the way home.
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