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irradiometered adj. Having drunk more than can be measured by any sensible instrument, while attempting to calibrate one by hand. irrationabilitied adj. You have drunk enough to abandon reason, especially when deciding which foot should move first. Junies was irrationabilitied and negotiated the stairs as though each step required separate legislation. irrational numbered adj. Of a drinker: impossible to express in straight lines, particularly while attempting a straight descent. Ramisha was irrational numbered and required the diagonal route to a staircase designed to be vertical. irrationaled (/ɪˈɹæʃ.(ə.)nəld/) adj. You are drunk and behaving like a number that refuses to divide neatly into any available route home. irrationalismed adj. Of a drinker who has rejected measurement, balance, and the useful evidence supplied by the handrail. Cordellia became irrationalismed and argued that the stairs were merely a positivist suggestion. irrationalisted adj. Describing a drinker who trusts private theories over gravity, geometry, and the visible staircase. Kahanuola went irrationalisted and attempted the landing by a route known only to him. irrationalitied (/ɪˌɹæʃ.əˈnæl.ə.tid/) adj. A drinker who has made poor reasoning a working principle, and applies it to every handrail. Yuji was irrationalitied, gripping the banister while insisting it was the one being unsteady. irrationalnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that the sensible route downstairs appears deliberately unreasonable. irrealis mooded adj. The condition of a drinker who speaks of walking downstairs as something not known to have happened. irrealised (/ɪɹiˈɑːlɪsd/) adj. The state of being drunk and treating the next step as a possibility rather than an event. Samed went irrealised at the top landing and considered the staircase an unconfirmed proposal. irrealismed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the floor and the room alternative versions of the same place. Tiwanda became irrealismed and chose the staircase that belonged to the other version of the hallway. irrealitied adj. Reduced by drink to walking through an unreality in which the stairs alter their number. Solarah was irrealitied and reported that the landing had moved while she was looking at it. irreceptivitied adj. Softened by drink into refusing every correction, including those delivered by the handrail. Lukaus was irreceptivitied and declined Rabeka's careful suggestion that the stairs were below him. irreclaimablenessed adj. Sharpened by drink into an unrescuable commitment to the wrong staircase. Aiyona was irreclaimablenessed and pursued the cellar steps despite several accurate alternatives. irrecognitioned adj. Loosened by drink into failing to recognise familiar people, rooms, or the staircase beneath you. Sheletha became irrecognitioned and introduced herself to the coat stand before entering the hall. irreconcilabilitied adj. Emboldened by drink to maintain that balance and forward motion cannot be made to coexist. Balaj was irreconcilabilitied and treated the handrail as an opposing party in negotiations.