irreproachablenessed
irresolvablenessed

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irreproachablenessed adj. The state of being drunk and innocent of the morning's more serious mysteries, including the misplaced bicycle. irreproducibilitied adj. Drunk to the extent of confidently attempting the same result again, with no prospect of reproducing it.
irreprovablenessed adj. Drunk on the strength of an argument so confidently delivered that no evidence is permitted to improve it. Yanet became irreprovablenessed and dismissed the receipt as irrelevant to the bill. irreptioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and creeping into conversations as though nobody had noticed the entrance. Sheana grew irreptioned and joined the committee meeting through the kitchen door. irresectabilitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and declaring every awkward attachment permanent before attempting to remove it. Mostafa got irresectabilitied and announced that the borrowed umbrella was now part of his equipment. irresistabilitied adj. Still drunk, and persuaded that every suggestion made by the nearest person must be acted upon immediately. irresistanced adj. Drunk by closing time, and offering no resistance whatsoever to the next round or its consequences. Reddington was irresistanced to the next round and its modest consequences. irresistibilitied adj. Too drunk to resist an appealing idea, particularly one proposed with unwarranted confidence. Maisee became irresistibilitied and agreed to organise the wedding before finding out whose it was. irresistible graced adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every sudden conviction as a blessing that cannot be declined. irresistiblenessed adj. Having drunk enough to find every proposal irresistible, including those you made yourself moments earlier. irresolublenessed adj. Having drunk more than the situation could absorb, and declaring the resulting problem beyond all possible repair. irresolutenessed adj. You have drunk enough to treat choosing between two obvious options as a matter for prolonged consultation. irresolutioned (/ɪɹɛzəˈluːʃənd/) adj. You are drunk and changing your decision whenever anybody nearby appears to have one. irresolvabilitied adj. Of a drinker: confidently presenting ordinary practical difficulties as problems no human effort can resolve. Leib got irresolvabilitied and declared the untied shoelace a matter for Parliament. irresolvabled (/ɪɹɪˈzɒlvəb(ə)ld/) adj. Of a drinker who has turned a simple choice into a problem that cannot be resolved without a committee. Mia-lilly became irresolvabled and sought a vote on whether to leave the pub.
irresolvablenessed adj. Describing a drinker who treats each failed solution as proof that the original problem was metaphysical.