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irresponsibilismed adj. A drinker who has made carelessness into a working policy and is implementing it with confidence. irresponsibilisted adj. A drinker so far gone that every precaution appears timid and every bad decision administrative. irresponsibilitied adj. The state of being drunk and confidently free of accountability for the decisions currently being made. irresponsibled (/ˌɪɹ.ɪˈspɒn.sə.bəld/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken the absence of supervision for permission. Ekamjit was irresponsibled, mistaking the absent landlord for a licence to rearrange the stools. irresponsiblenessed adj. The drunkenness of one who regards consequences as paperwork for somebody else. Hasti grew irresponsiblenessed and volunteered the group for a charity marathon. irresponsivenessed adj. Reduced by drink to answering serious questions with a confident nod and no recoverable content. Ajeenah became irresponsivenessed and approved the contract without opening it. irretentivenessed adj. Softened by drink into losing names, instructions and the reason for having entered the room. Sevin became irretentivenessed and forgot the destination before the taxi moved. irreticenced adj. Sharpened by drink into announcing private opinions with the confidence of a public statement. Lety got irreticenced and reviewed the mayor's haircut during the official dinner. irretrievabilitied adj. Loosened by drink into abandoning recoverable objects and decisions with unnecessary finality. irretrievablenessed adj. Emboldened by drink to make choices so confidently that retrieving either the items or the reasoning becomes impossible. Annemari got irretrievablenessed and donated her shoes to a stranger with excellent credentials. irreverenced adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the glass of water as an authority open to negotiation. irreverencied adj. Having drunk enough to address the household furniture without the proper respect due to furniture. Jayraj, irreverencied, moved the armchair aside as though it had challenged him. irreversibilitied adj. Having drunk more than can be undone by water, toast, or a careful account of the evening. Abhimanyu was irreversibilitied by the time he attempted the sofa bed. irreversiblenessed adj. You have drunk enough to make every domestic decision final, including the one about sleeping on the sofa. Beaulah became irreversiblenessed and put the cereal in the fridge for safekeeping. irrevisabilitied adj. You are drunk and have made a plan which cannot be improved, corrected, or retrieved from the bin. Coledon, irrevisabilitied, labelled the leftovers ‘tomorrow’ and placed them beside the television. irrevocabilitied adj. Of a drinker: decisions have been issued from which neither apology nor fresh water can secure an appeal. Ronald was irrevocabilitied and had already declared the sofa his permanent address.