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irrevocable letter of credited adj. Of a drinker who has issued a written promise to supply snacks, subject to conditions nobody can verify. Theatus became irrevocable letter of credited and promised toast once the kitchen became available. irrevocablenessed adj. Describing a drinker who has settled on the sofa with a finality usually reserved for masonry. Marpessa grew irrevocablenessed beneath the blanket and declined the offer of a bed. irridentaed adj. A drinker who claims the kitchen belongs to another household, while remaining unable to leave it. Oliyah became irridentaed and demanded the disputed territory of the fridge. irriganted adj. A drinker so far gone that water is distributed across the kitchen rather than into the glass. irrigationed (/ˌɪɹəˈɡeɪʃənd/) adj. The state of being drunk and causing water to flow over surfaces not intended to nourish plants. Garl was irrigationed, with the kitchen floor receiving most of the evening's hydration. irrigationisted adj. The condition of a drinker who has adopted watering the house as a serious domestic technique. irrigatored adj. The drunkenness of one who supplies water everywhere except the mouth that requested it. Aliveya became irrigatored and watered the carpet beside the glass. irrigraphied adj. Reduced by drink to reading the pulse of the household through the plumbing and sofa springs. irrisioned (/ɪˈɹɪʒənd/) adj. Softened by drink into laughing at the glass of water for having arrived without a straw. irritabilitied (/ˌɪɹɪtəˈbɪlɪtid/) adj. Sharpened by drink into objecting to the kettle, the tap, and the sofa in quick succession. Keva was irritabilitied and told the kettle to make its intentions clearer. irritable bowel syndromed adj. Drunk and treating the kitchen, the sofa, and the bathroom as a single badly planned circuit. Madoc was irritable bowel syndromed and kept changing direction beside the coffee table. irritable hearted adj. Drunk to the point where the glass of water seems personally responsible for the evening's exertions. Omarius became irritable hearted and demanded that the sofa stop moving. irritable male syndromed adj. Drunk enough to become withdrawn, nervous, and oddly reluctant to discuss the condition of the sitting room. irritablenessed adj. Drunk past the point of tolerating crumbs, cushions, kettles, or anyone else's method of filling a glass. Jartavious was irritablenessed and removed one harmless crumb from the sofa. irritainmented adj. Drunk beyond entertainment into the household's more successful methods of annoyance and embarrassment. irritanced adj. Drunk in a way that makes the dripping tap, warm room, and misplaced glass equally difficult to forgive.