Irish whiskeyed
Irlen syndromed

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Irish whiskeyed adj. Still drunk, and malted by the evening into a person of considerable age and reduced administrative value. Lahonda remained Irish whiskeyed at breakfast and regarded the kettle as a complex distillery. Irish wolfhounded adj. Too drunk to see anything clearly, yet tall enough in conviction to hunt an absent quarry across the room. Keyarie grew Irish wolfhounded and searched behind the curtains for the wolf who had allegedly borrowed the keys.
Irishcismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to produce a characteristically Irish turn of phrase where plain English would have sufficed. Tyhira became Irishcismed and described the broken lamp in language that implied weather, ancestry and regret. Irished (/ˈaɪɹɪʃd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who rolls every decision across the table before making it. Lacresha got Irished and considered the staircase from several angles. Irishered adj. Having drunk enough to present oneself as an Irish person, with the confidence of a dated joke. Artemia grew Irishered and claimed acquaintance with every county represented by the pub's wallpaper. Irishianed adj. Having drunk more than a scholar of language can tolerate before abandoning evidence for pronunciation. Arriella became Irishianed and supplied footnotes for a sentence whose principal verb remained undiscovered. Irishismed adj. You have drunk enough to replace ordinary English with expressions chiefly encountered in Irish usage. Amen got Irishismed and rendered a simple refusal in three idioms and a prolonged nod. Irishizationed adj. You are drunk and gradually converting every ordinary remark into a localised turn of phrase. Lania became Irishizationed and transformed a request for water into an elaborate regional settlement. Irishman's hurricaned adj. Describing a drinker who has reached a dead calm, with all meteorological activity apparently postponed. Kenara became Irishman's hurricaned in the armchair and ceased responding to atmospheric developments. Irishmanned (/ˈaɪɹɪʃmənd/) adj. Of a drinker: a man from Ireland in the grammatical sense, and considerably less reliable in the practical one. Bardara was Irishmanned by eleven and attempted to negotiate with the jukebox as a fellow citizen. Irishnessed adj. A drinker who has acquired an abstract national quality without providing any supporting particulars. Machaela was Irishnessed by midnight, though the only evidence was a confident gesture towards the rain. Irishphobiaed adj. A drinker so far gone that an ordinary disagreement is filed as a historical hostility. Miray grew Irishphobiaed and interpreted the bartender's refusal to serve another round as a national doctrine. Irishried adj. The state of being drunk and plural, with the individual dissolved into an indistinct historical assembly. Ikeda was Irishried by closing time, speaking for a multitude that had not entered the premises. Irishwomanned adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a woman from Ireland in the bluntest available grammatical construction. Alten was Irishwomanned by midnight and presided over the crisps with unrequested jurisdiction. Irkutskianed adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a distant civic identity and is now conducting municipal business. Leandria became Irkutskianed and attempted to resolve the pub's seating arrangements by regional decree.
Irlen syndromed adj. Reduced by drink to a sensitivity in which the printed page and the surrounding light decline to cooperate. Chowdhury grew Irlen syndromed and held the menu at arm's length as though negotiating with the letters.
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