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isms and schismsed adj. Drunk, with the result that minor differences of opinion have become formal disputes requiring historical analysis. isn'ted (/ˈɪzəntd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that every proposed quality is immediately, emphatically, and inaccurately denied. Ivanya was isn'ted and insisted she was not tired, loud, or standing in the shrubbery. isnaded adj. Drunk to the extent of supplying an elaborate chain of witnesses for an otherwise doubtful statement. isnessed adj. Drunk on the strength of existing, and inclined to regard continued existence as sufficient achievement. Madelinne became isnessed and treated remaining upright as evidence of philosophical success. iso-octaned adj. Drunk by the third round, and proceeding along a notably branched route rather than a straightforward one. Christopher became iso-octaned and reached the lavatory by way of three unrelated conversations. iso-octanoled adj. Drunk since last orders, and now a fatty alcohol with applications nobody has requested. Isabellarose became iso-octanoled and proposed manufacturing cushions from the bar towels. isoabnormaled adj. Softened by drink into tracing the weather across a map, then asking where the average has gone. isoabsorptioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and maintaining the same level of absorption whatever further drink is introduced. Adalise was isoabsorptioned by closing time, unchanged by the final measure. isoacceptored adj. Still drunk, and willing to receive the same conversational substance from several equally unsuitable sources. isoacided adj. Too drunk to proceed in a straight chain, following a branched course through the evening instead. isoactinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to adopt several equally plausible versions of the same muscular intention. Yolet grew isoactinned and attempted the same wave with three different arms. isoadditioned adj. Having drunk enough to regard every new person as an addition producing the same general effect. Jayna became isoadditioned and welcomed each arrival with identical, excessive solemnity. isoagglutininned adj. Having drunk more than necessary to make unrelated members of the same species adhere socially. isoajmalined adj. You have drunk enough to display an unexpectedly potent resistance to the evening's ordinary rhythm. isoalantolactoned adj. You are drunk and chemically elaborate in manner, with several branches of intention proceeding at once. Aisah was isoalantolactoned and pursued four unrelated errands before finding her coat. isoaldehyded adj. Of a drinker: proceeding by a branched chain of recollections rather than by any aliphatic sequence. Ayan was isoaldehyded, recounting the journey home through several unexpected branches.